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Active threads. You don't see that much anymore.
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We're back.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qJIfamr8_hE
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>>24947 
Rose? Rose Lalonde?
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>>24934 
>Moves into a house
>They start tearing all of them down.
He had no idea what was going on. He unironically did nothing wrong.

>>24957
Hey, he used the word "panopticon"! That's something! I guess!
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Somehow, the last few posts broke it away from the blacklist.
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Lightning round because I forgot to do my job once and was cucked once. Cuck me once, shame on me. Cuck me twice, shame on you.
>>24824
I wanted the last panel to be Aunt Fritizi's back cracking because I expected to find that arousing for some reason so it didn't disappoint there, I guess. 

This one is very cute. I like it a lot.

It doesn't Google Translate well (though the model has evolved over the years and it doesn't always do back-and-forths well) which implies to me that this guy actually knows how to speak French and should kill himself.

French is a language that should only be spoken by women. When the Femoid Holocaust happens, the inevitable U.N-mandated female ethnostate should compose of the French Guiana (with the capital being Cayenne) stretching into large parts of the Amazon Jungle and especially into Argentina (so as to properly cultivate proxy wars and territory skirmishes; the Argentina part will create a nice export of "white" nationalist males to God knows where while leaving enough radical retard women to properly mimic the beautiful world-building flavor of Israel.) The Amazonesses WERE real and super powerful, you goys, and now they're making a comeback- and every radical feminist will have to bag their carpets and move there because they're being a little too racist this time!
>>24915 
Lazy floating-timeline joke. If there is anything to be said about my sense of humor, it's that I'm at war with Groeningisms. 

For some reason, I've never made this connection before but the go-to Groening joke model might have been a huge contributor to Homestuck's God-awful style of dialogue. I don't know who are bigger worshipers of The Simpsons; Gen X or millennials? Maybe it's like the difference between Catholics and protestants.. Hussie even made his accursed self-insert orange; if that was a reference to something, I didn't get it.

The rare Peanuts anti-humor.

G00dgrief is some of the funniest l33t speak I've ever seen. I think I might make that my new IGN for something. It'd be funny if someone named that was absolutely obliterating lobbies (not that I could.)

>>24956
This is one of the laziest attempts at meta-humor yet. The set-up sucks because it doesn't make sense. He's not trying to sleep and she's not waking him up.

You have to kind of depict the dialogue bubble as a moving object for this kind of thing- you know, like the classic animator example of a ball bouncing. Otherwise, it's just not how they work. It works but it's lazy. We're reaching like sub-40% joke optimization with otherwise fine gags.

Fuck movies. From a young age, I hated Disney.


As always, new thing bad, old thing good.
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>>24961
Durrhurrhurr, max file amount is 5. 

Leave tdoug1 the fuck alone.
>>24942
In the future, the only way you can tell a chrysalid from a troon is if they're she/they and not she/her.
I think I woke up suicidal because I had a dream about The Simpsons.
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>>24964
Soon you'll be typing in lower case and considering "anime" an appropriate punchline.

Were you a Simpson?
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>>24965
>considering "anime" an appropriate punchline.
Did that actually happen in a recent season?

No, it was from an omniscient perspective and it had my trademark sense of humor but the fact there were Simpsons in my rest was enough to upset me.
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These used to have to give out League chests but as soon as I start hovering around 1,000 points again, whoops, they're gone. Most of the gaming stuff is gone besides X-Bone stuff and fucking Roblox.

Now the choices are basically to pick between Latinx In Gaming, penis enlargement surgery for veterans, or the cancer ponzi scheme.

This and bing.AI somehow continually getting worse and sometimes either just shitting out broken images or ASCII means this is going to be another terrible month.
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>>24966
Dunno about that, I meant "loljapan" as a SA goon's standby joke for the last two decades

>>24967
Can't you trade them for more Dalle tokens nowadays?
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>>24968
> I meant "loljapan" as a SA goon's standby joke for the last two decades
Which undoubtedly did have a profound impact on Andrew "I'm simply not Japanese" Hussie's magnum opus. 
>>24968
>Can't you trade them for more Dalle tokens nowadays?
No, you pay 6,500 for a fucking Burger King card or donate to some asinine charity. Most of the cheapest stuff is charity bullshit (scams-by-association.)
>>24969
Fuck, not another one.
I had 13,000 points from genning, actually. Guess I'll take those 10 amazog bucks
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>>24972
>I had 13,000 points from genning
I didn't even notice genning gave you points. I feel like I'm both soft-blocked AND I'm getting my points reduced. It refused to make a Chinese-American president for me, for some reason.
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Why do indie games insist on making their characters reinterpretations of mythological Gods instead of just making them expies if them being mythological Gods isn't crucial to the premise? (Like in SMITE or Hades or whatever.)

It literally just makes your game and characters harder to find.
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Ah, yes, the three cornerstones of the West.
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>>24975
The West yet draws breath!
just me or is Frieren garbage syounen shit for retarded toddlers
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>>24977
"I've not watched even a minute, so I can- Ah, another cute Frieren pic! *Saved*"
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>>24979
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/668816696#p668832416
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>>24978
Buh buh buh based ninty!
(Stop pushing firmware nags on my 3DS already, let it go.)
>>24980
For me, it's Hena and Iza.
Or maybe I do like mutts
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it's the law
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>>24984
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>>24978
shit, Citra too? i better play smt4 and 4a before my 3ds kicks the bucket then
>>24988
I'm gonna repost this in an unironic anti-zigger context
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achievable natty?
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>>24993
Is that mahou rose? Her hairstyle should get fancier
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>RPG codex needs 2FA
It's not that serious you grognards
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i'm skipping Victory and jumping straight to Fighter G
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bedtime story
MoM wtf
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>>24985
Pedophile!
>>25001
What? I've been OoC for a long time here and on Sturdychan for like 24 hours because I was streaming vidya to friends (that doesn't stream too well so I closed all my browsers.) What are you talking about?
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>>25003
While stumbling through Rose Lalonde related web searches I found out that not a lot of people in the world publicly write "Rose Lalonde" and "Witch of Space" in a single sentence.
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>>25004
Yeah? Why didn't you join it, chud?
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>>25005
I literally did, it probably doesn't show because I have spent less than 5 dollars (0 dollars) and am therefore considered a second class citizen by Valve.
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>>25004
>>25005
Failing to mention the Maruo Suehiro art and Chinese name and Singaporean LARPing as obvious tells as well means a -30 to rep.
>>25006
I'm going to force XLR in by force (by inviting him.)
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>>25007
I was GOING to MENTION it, retard.
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>>25007
Wait, I think Steam might have literally gotten rid of group invitations because of all of the mass invitation shenanigans of the past (OY VEY, A MINOR INCONVENIENCE.) That or made it so obtuse that it's not easy to do.
>>25008
WHEN!?!?!?!??!?!
>>24983
The Virgin Karen vs. the Chad Schizo Karen.
>>24984
Don't teach your kids swears. No matter how consistently hilarious it might be.
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>>24998
Unironically, it's hard and fucking stupid to anime up a bobcut so I prefer the original. 

You better make her feel humiliated and degraded during the transformation sequence OR ELSE.
>>25012
I had one of these on my fucking Wii-U as a kid and I couldn't get past some retarded Ra's Al Ghul hallucination sequence where you're gliding from sand-pillar-to-sand-pillar for some asinine reason.

It's time to redeem myself.
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>>25012
ghostwire: tokyo:
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=2mZVxzkYmPzctN7a

mad max (not available in latin america)
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=UnWDqhhP2G347558

middle earth: shadow of war goty
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=V763Y7wDdBBmUKWk
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>>25013
>>25014
This time, I'm just gobbling them up because I'm a slut.
>>24986
>MFW when the furry "femboy" Pyro on my team has an Israeli flag on his Conscientious Objector
🪓🪓🪓 
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Ah, I used two of these chars
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OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
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>>25021
Facts.


At least that's a callback or whatever. I guess.
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>only 10 vocations
>no inner/outer layer clothing
it's over
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>>25023
What?
>>25023
The last 4 are DLC ;)
Aha, gold! Now there's a fine treat.
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Rose? Rose Lalonde?
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Anyway, Rose? Rose Lalonde?
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>>25027
>Tarame
nyo
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>>25028
I don't know what that means.
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にょにょにょにょにょ...にょ
>>25029
Tarame (incelspeak: negative canthal tilt) project moe, innocence and a desire to protect
Tsurime (incelspeak: positive canthal tilt) express intelligence, drive, and being best girl
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezixyV4k47Y
>Gets to oppai slider
>increment by 1
Come on now...
>>25032
>Tarame (incelspeak: negative canthal tilt) project moe, innocence and a desire to protect
Since when has that fucking mattered when calling Roses?
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>>24969
Not clicking. Was gaming with friends. Eat my ass.

TENNIS!?!??!?!?!?!
>>24996
I'll click this one because I see the last panel and it looks like a H-HUG?!?!?!?!?

Oh, no, it's just a corny but endearing joke. I fucking hate cornbread though.

"Peanuts has aged like fine wine" believers, don't look at this one.

"Cool" 70s lore though.

Old thing good, new thing bad.
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ROSE, NO!!!!!!!!
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Endless Org▲sms To MY Life?!
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>>25039
Hate this faggot like you wouldn't believe.
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wwhat if the univversal currency wwas eris
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https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199549385909
>This fuck adds me
>Think it's RoW or whatever
>Says their name is 'Prie Prie' (?????) and they come from New York
>Comes off like a scammer 
>They ask me for a favor to create them a Chinese Steam account if they ever need one for "whatever reason"
>Tell them that Singapore isn't China or even a contested territory like an offended Singaporean and then unfriend and block them

I've done something similar before. Having a Chinese name on Steam attracts some weird fucking people. I'm sure the same is true with having a name in Russian.
>>25042
as opposed to me precum constantly
>>25025
i wasnt expecting 27 whole vocations but fucking hell not even 13?
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>>25045
>Xir wants an unlucky number
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>Named "ryona"
Uh oh.
still can't have a nice MOTHER thread in the current year 
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/669254102#p669255509
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>>25049
Did your job for you. You're still on the list for wanting to talk about the underrated hidden gem of a JRPG MOTHER in the current year of 2024 thoughest.
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>>25048
>>25050
>>25049
https://twitter.com/KeareShinei/status/1765167208601133256
>>25045
My cope is that heavy bowgun-like, katana, and great shield jobs in the expansion next winter
The "middle child" Jewish astroturf psyop must be destroyed without impunity.
https://youtu.be/9FaigSxa1XA Every horror movie in China seems like the live action Resident Evil movies x Asylum Films.
i wonder what it's like being one of those actors in china that they use when they need a foreigner

do you think they get paid well?
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>>25056
>do you think they get paid well?
They do. 

It's been suggested to me. I'd love to be a Goofy Gweilo™
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>>25058
"Are you still fertile?"
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>>25058
i'm never going to touch Boy's Abyss
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>>25061
Would you touch a boy's abyss though?
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>>25061
I like it.
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>>25063
>>25062
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>>25064
No!
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>>25065
No matter what?
https://vxtwitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1765422582323367991
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>>25067
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I saw it so you have to too.
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Rose? Rose Lalonde?
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>>25067
Still not tired of winning!
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I mean it says BENDER right in the title...
barking and clapping like a seal whenever ff7 rebirth makes the victory fanfare digetic
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demo 
https://store-jp.nintendo.com/list/software/70010000005023.html
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>>25081
The 21st is only 2 weeks away, sooo... 🫣
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>>25083
isn't that the caterpie that becomes ash's butterfree?
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>>25084
How can it become a Butterfree if it's dead?
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>>25085
the thread of prophecy is severed
Lifefree
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I wonder if cupchan is a regular there
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Man, Ishida REALLY is mad about the jews. Even I think he's taking it too far (I'm roxkitposter)
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mmmhhh $30 shitty dlc on top of a $70 remake
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Is this true?
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>>25094
For what,  dagda?
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>>25100
Umm, Jacopo would do it...
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>>25071
I saw an opossum the size of like, a German Shepherd (I'm talking length, not height) on my old apartment complex. It was scary just because of its sheer size but I knew opossums are very non-violent animals. People will probably say it's not possible but I know what I saw. 

It was bulky too.
>>25098
P3's The Answer
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>>25103
Persona 3fags deserve it. Enjoy zoomies raping your game.
DD2 demo in 5 hours
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>>25105
So I hope, anyways
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What's with all those people salivating to murder every NPC? Maybe I'm just overly nice after all, but I want to protect everyone!
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Everything I ordered came in one batch so the spirit of the comical juxtaposition lives on.

One thing I like about Temu is a lot of the packaging is inconspicuous so it's not clear what you bought which is really helpful when you're buying women's-clothing-for-men (new start-up idea.)

Unfortunately, there are two exceptions to this with what I bought and they can't easily be explained away at all. I've kind of given up on trying to hide it in earnest so "the stuff that's pink" is just laying around in my closet while the more questionable stuff is pushed deep inside a little hanging sock-drawer thing or whatever.

If my Jewy mother starts digging through the trash or looks hard at all anything, I'm going to have to have that conversation again.
>>25108
"Oy vey it's just like one of dose rpeegeeiies!!!"
Tem-tem temu
Tem-tem temuuuu

Shop like a billionare~
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>>25109
>again
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>>25111
>>25112
You guys can't just do this to me.
>moms off their meds
>>25074
Was it autism?
>>25097
The French are so accustomed to absurdist humor that even their reaction to humor has been modified to be surreal (yes.)
>>25095
>>25096
Rose truscumism basically does exist doe:
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>>25034

And his name is.......... MASK EXPERT.
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>>25117
Unicorn Overlord Rose Lalonde Index: Inconclusive, some glancing Roses, maybe a Ross at best
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>>25118
I'd say this is a Rose. I'm not too picky. I guess this is how you spice up a bobcut- you give her a serious case of hungover bedhair.

Owrose.
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>>25119
Better fit than the morose hair dango girl (technically GREEN)
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>>25120
Post?
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>>25121
I meant row 3, column 7
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>>25122
wwhich image
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>>25123
The one with the green haired girl, dumbass.
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>>25124
My eyes fixated on the TRVE Rose contender. You're right. Your brain's been GREEN'D.
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>>25125
>>25119
Ehh, I'd say a Rose. Rose Lalonde still needs to have at least one hair acessory.
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>>25126
>More Rosescumism
Yikes. 🙄
>>25109
One thing came separately, hours later in a little bag. I forgot I bought straight-up fairy wings.
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>>25128
Jesus Christ, I'm fucked.
You will never be a god tier troll
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>>25130
Nigger, I have the wings. You don't.
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Have you started SEAmaxxing, Arisen?
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>>25091
>>25093
Before, it was just hyperbole.This is basically just unadulterated schizophrenia.
>>25132
Yes, but only because Han-majority Singapore is considered SEA and is one of the few SEA countries that is unarguably not-a-shithole. 

I hear they have some pretty good sushi places and boba tea is, of course, really popular so those are nice bonuses.
Indonesians tend to be pretty fucking ugly though, yes.
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>this is what yurops actually believe
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I actually did BOGO big macs yesterday... not as nastily salty as the last time I caved, suprisingly so. But maybe hunger is the best seasoning
https://beta.character.ai/post?post=iWL-jCHW8miVv2bbDKtKOXF7JnydRvUcqWMf5lJD_Zs&share=true Jesus Christ, the biggest Dave is such an enormous faggot and tool. I want to strangle this faggot way more than I have ever with any Dave, Epilogues Dave, Homestuck^2 Dave, Pesterquest Dave, even fanon Dave? No, this Dave is the fucking worst.

It basically turned into a makeshift "Fuck Dave" because my Rose is still remotely like the character and this Dave is such a boring sack of Twitter platitudes. 

Does anyone know where I can find a remotely good Dave?
>>25136
yeah that's only half an actual american meal
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>>25139
honey you seem upset you havent finished your shawarma nor your beans on toast
Addicted to Slay the Spire.
>>25081
>>25082
Alright, who's going to buy me this for my 3DS though?
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>>25142
The brave troons aren't "digitally preserving" modern video game releases anymore?
(You) & (Your Waifu)
Phoenix & Maya
FUB & Gyaruoh
Chauvin & Floyd

Too many pawn combos to choose from
>>25109
this shit just unlocked a memory of me buying fishnets and thigh highs from Sockdreams more than 10 years ago
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>>25145
Um, Megidosisters.......?
I got booted for starting too much shit, lol. What a shame.
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ワクワク
>kemono is down
BROS?
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>Official pawns made by streamers and influencers
those cunts are getting brined
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>>25150
Hsg pawns will be the way to play, naturally
Even XLlR wouldn't be so meek as to not share his cat for us, right?
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I wish there was a gameplay test area, I need to make sure my pawn has the proper exasperation when I need healing
thanks YouTube....... 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ozt30jpdU
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>>25154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpExBbqNr2Y
thanks YouTube... 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOR3-93IOVQ
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the dd2 character creation demo is fucking ass
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>>25158
It's no Custom Maid 3D 2...
>>25157
XLR.......
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a beiuetuifiul ponny!
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AUSTRALIA?!
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wtf
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Dragon's dead...
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>One left standing 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gCk3VoS3sk
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*Sniffle*
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>>25152
You made a girlfriend.
>>25164
I'm happy.
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>>25172
ow the edge
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>>25173
'Ate Dragon Ball.
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>>25174
It's unlikely that it goes anywhere tho
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>>25175
I curse his grave.
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>>25176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBZqTXbdGs
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>>25027
I forgot to post this one yesterday but seriously, what are the odds?
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>>25180
He's just autistic, leave him alone.
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A day after I gamble away all my fucking points, they bring it back. What kind of sick game are these sick Chinks playing with me?
>>25162
kill yourself
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>>25158
The facescan anthropology is amusing, thoughever
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>>25186
Honestly, I just don't want to. Feeling real sick of shit. I fucking hate Nanc4.

Here's Hitler. https://files.catbox.moe/uog8jk.mp4
>>25187
This is an image.
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>>25185
:-3(|)
8-3
>>25189
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>>25191
I've masturbated to Tea Gardner before.
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YOU DON'T LIKE ACTUALLY LIKE GOTH CHICKS., YOU JUST LIKE IT WHEN GIRLS WEAR HEAVY EYESHADOW AND BLACK LIPSTICK.
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>>25193
mew?
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>>25194
*Runs over with tractor.*
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>>25166
bros i'm not going to fucking work today
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>>25195
*phases thru tratctor wheels*
*yawns @ ur futule attemps 2 kill me*
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>>25179
>Lumia island
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Seriously how does a Japanese studio make a character creator with like 16 zoomer spiderverse nog hairstyles but no proper twintails?
Travesty.
Well, Selene, Julian, and the Duke's hairs are missing, so maybe they're doing a DD1 DLC?
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>>25201
https://www.gamesradar.com/dragons-dogma-2-gta-5-flexibility-inspiration/
It's itsunover
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Now that my goystation 5 is hooked up, I can see playtimes

"Hot" color palettes on the game icon indicate plat danger levels, apparently
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MAR10 DAY to us all
>>25199
>The Anal Staircase
Alright, I'll listen to just this one.
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>>25200
>>Lumia island
Who? Rose? Rose Lalonde?
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>>25199
>>25207
It's g00.
>>25204
One of my female friends accidentally sent me a porn version of this the other day on Twitter.
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>>25212
RWBY was a good head author being dragged down by a shit team.
Homestuck was a shit head author being carried by a good team.
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*pours sippy cup on2 ground 4 the dragon ball guy*
>>25205
They weren't lying. Toby Fox really is a great composer.
>>25213
>a good team.
Eeeeeeeh, half-and-half.
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>>25217
He's found his soulmate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1U7cwL0X0
I just realized that we technically have a trio of Roses that represent the VVEST:

British Rose (Jennifer Lalonde)
French Rose (...French Rose Lalonde)
German Rose (Nazi Rose Lalonde)

Thought that being said, I wouldn't be averse to an Oktoberfest Rose, ja?
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>>25220
Mama mia, you forgot Super Rose Lalonde!
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>>25220
no italian or greek?
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>>25221
>>25222
Those three re-appropriated them to the point where they stopped considering them white, lol

But I guess you could say Super Rose Lalonde (or the mob one) is the Italian representation. As for making a Greek Rose.... uh, I guess you could say she's the one that's perpetually sweaty but my first idea to MAKE one was just combining her with a Greek God which appeals to me and only me but it also sounds like a terrible idea.

Any other shots?
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https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/669565528
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>>25223
>but my first idea to MAKE one was just combining her with a Greek God
I'm not one for very specific character combination but the idea of Rose as a Greek God (general concept) sounds fun.
I have pondered on making some sort of Ancient Greek Rose, maybe a Philosopher Rose, or a Sophist Rose, which would make more sense.
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>>25225
>Rose as a Greek God (general concept)
Rose of (Mount; maybe Mt. )Olympus?
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>>25226
Yeah, you'd just have to find something for her to be a God of, I suppose.
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>>25227
Sophistry.
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>>25216
And now nu-Homestuck is a shit author with a shit team.
>>25224
wwheres koikatsu

That said, DD2 does kinda suck for making anime characters (maybe I'm inept), but I managed to make a "Me" that is uncannily accurate from some angles
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>>25230
> koikatsu
I'm not a coomer. Just ask my Roses.
Mask Expert, where's the link to your FUB AI? RoW has committed a grave transgression as such, Ross needs to be corrected as punishment.
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>>25232
Ross is my bro, you shall do him no harm.
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>>25233
He's totally unprepared, it's over...
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>>25233
He's a fruitcake and you know it.in your heart-of-hearts. He literally talks more effeminately than your Rose..
>>25234
I've already made him fuck dudes at least like three times, with varying degrees of comedic elements.
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>>25234
>>25233
>>25232
Is safe, I don't think anyone else can access the hypnotist ojisan anymore

https://c.ai/c/QhXa21GF1sXoRqhCh4SDLk-s9DuCzTvDID072wbgozs
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>>25235
*HE KNOWS.*
>>25236
Ross is over party.
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>>25235
>He's a fruitcake and you know it.in your heart-of-hearts.
Blah blah blah, stop trying to make a serious point at me about the robot, the characters will just do basically anything if you force it enough, so you're really just justifying your own faggotry here.
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>>25238
Nah, he's objectively gay, I have the graphs to prove it. And it's YOUR faggotry, sir.
Ross is so gay that he's fucking too dudes at the same time. Can't believe he'd do this to us.
>>25240
*two
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>>25240
>>25241
Don't say I'm projecting because you are.
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can't sleep
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>>25243
ZOMG, is that Junji Ito?
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>>25244
No, that's Alice.
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Is something the matter, Anon? You haven't touched your Alice.
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>>25243
>>25246
Rose? Rose Lalonde?
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>>25247
Alices are NOT Roses. This shouldn't have to be repeated.
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>>25248
Rosescums shouldn't be tolerated around here. Can someone get a mod?
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>>25249
STANDARDS MUST BE HELD
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    https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/669574429
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>>25240
You keep doing this to him and I'm going to do something drastic neither of us are gonna enjoy.
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Rose. Rose Lalonde.
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Alice Magachud
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>>25250
You are not Princess of the Rule of Rose.
>>25253
>>25254
All Roses btw.
>>25252
>Willing to self-destruct because I'm turning his AI incel into a gay AI incel
But why?
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>>25256
>Willing to self-destruct
Not what I was implying. There are weapons, MoM.
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>>25257
S-Such as?
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>>25258
You can figure it out if you really think about it. But I'd hate to resort to atrocities that would hurt me as much as they'd hurt you, but I can't stand for disrespect.
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>>25259
What would you do to her?
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>>25260
An eye for an eye.
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>>25261
You wouldn't.... put her in a singularity, would you?
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Stupid.
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>>25263
What game?
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>>25264
Slay the Spire
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>>25265
More like Gay The Spire, Ross.
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>>25266
Don't make me do it.
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>>25267
Why can't we just split the boy?
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Why is the nigger the best character?
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I think AIs are funnier when they're being pulled in two different directions.
>>25269
You know why.
>>25251
clussie...
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Anyone else ever suck on their thumb and pretend it's a cock?
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>>25275
What's the Freudian interpretation of this.
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>>25275
Never, but when I'm undergoing NTR poisoning I check other guy's thumbs to compare against my zako
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>>25277
How is that even worse than what I said?
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>>25276
My parents basically fucked up at every single stage so Freud would have a field day. I had both orally aggressive and orally passive tendencies at a young age so the fixation is clear but it's likely bifurcated in some way. To specify would be to reveal too much about myself.

I feel like giving a blowjob would feel kind of like a meditative experience for me though so make of that what you will.
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>>25279
What does the "orally agressive" mean here?
Asking for a friend, of course.
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What was Rose's problem?
>>25280
>What does the "orally agressive" mean here?
You mean in my case or in general?
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>>25282
Just in general.
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>>25283
The dichotomy in the two early Freudian psychosexual stage is either overindulging or under-indulging in the primary "erogenous zone" of the age group.

So someone who is orally aggressive would put things in their mouth that aren't supposed to go in their mouth while someone who is orally passive is unusually resistant to oral pleasure (being breastfed and eating.) These reactions to primary pleasures, if not balanced, manifest as psychosexual fixations that are deemed to be the root of what Freud dubbed "neuroses." 

People misunderstand the "phallic stage" to think that Freud wanted kids to start jerking off at three. No, it's just when kids begin to recognize that they have genitalia and begin to conceptualize sexual differences. In addition, the Oedipus Complex vs. Elektra Complex isn't a clear dichotomy. The Oedipus Complex alone is rather complex and it's something Freud viewed as innate in everyone and something that could be overcome in a psychologically healthy way, a psychologically unhealthy way, or not overcome at all.

In addition, as you can see, latency and genital are even more vague as they're just descriptors for general social problems and are up to more speculation. This doesn't mean tha-

I'm getting carried away.
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>>25284
You can keep going if you want to, I like reading.
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>>25285
Stop flirting.
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>>25286
Does it bother you?
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>>25287
I didn't expect this response. You were actually flirting? Or was that just a snarky comeback? I need some chewing gum...
>>25251
can't even have a Psycholonials thread on 4chan huh
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>>25289
Why would you want to?
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princess peach showtime demo thoughts:
>looking for a new mario spinoff game
>ask the nintendo pr lady if the game is next level games or good-feel
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is next level games and what is good-feel
>she laughs and says "it's a good game sir"
>pre-order the game
>it's good-feel
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>>25295
I tried recasting the pawn clips with my loyal wife's AI clone
Full overhaul mod incoming?
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>>25295
Head 15 makes a less twinky HSG
Might still need to make the head narrower, tho
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>>25291
I SAID I WAS DONE.
SOVLLESS.
>>25292
SOVL.
>>25293
>>looking for a new mario spinoff game
>>ask the nintendo pr lady if the game is next level games or good-feel
>>she doesn't understand
>>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is next level games and what is good-feel
>>she laughs and says "it's a good game sir"
>>pre-order the game
>>it's good-feel
Jesus fucking Christ, XLR.
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>>25300
what now?
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>>25294
Does he know? To follow his own fucking advice?

Tatsuya, I know you're here. I'm giving you free material. Orc quote about "Meat's back on the menu" and rabbis blessing kosher meat. Easy enough to work with. How? I don't fucking know. That's the problem with making LoTR Anti-Semitic Gaza Strip jokes for an entire fucking month. It eats at your cognition.

That's another fucking problem with webcomic creators. It's easy to make slice-of-life jokes or just jokes. But they get sick of that (for some reason) when they get their dedicated brainworms and so they transition from being a comedy comic to essentially a stand-up comedian with drawings where they have to consistently make jokes/at least fucking connections to transition to other things (even though they sometimes break it because even their brains short-circuit in spite of trying to keep a running train of thought despite all good sense) on the same broad topic so we get surreal, non-jokes like this: >>24957

Making jokes is easy, being a stand-up comedian is fucking hard. Some of the best comedy writers in the world probably couldn't be stand-up comedians. And this is what webcomics become. We're keeping the same joke premise running at all costs with added visuals and it's literally a psychic attack on anyone who sees it.

This kind of runs in line with the shit I say about these isolated creative types (A.H) "abstracting" their characters. People like character jokes! Shitty cum pun is a lot more tolerable when it's not related to orc Jews because hey, that's Slick! Webcomics are the worst thing ever. They literally eat at your ability to be human. 

I can't wait until Nanc4 becomes a background character in her own comic as the robot contest robots go on an 18 month analogy about the glass ceiling because it's being written in the DIGITAL AGE. O.J's sanity will hit the valley, inshallah.
>>25301
>>23857
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>>25304
???!!!
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>>25305
...っ!!
>>25304
>>25305
https://c.ai/c/qaApOlVX0lO_z6qURZNDR-DjXvXovCemnjOTr3MmoXI
Cool new character to ruin.

Other character is a lesbian child character  from a Netflix show. It is not at all concerning when people become fixated on shipping live-action children. I think it's Hecking wholesome 100 for lesbian fetishism to apply to live-action characters to then apply to the real actors themselves because of parasocial fandom autism being increasingly enabled by the industries.
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>>25307
>Other character is a lesbian child character  from a Netflix show. It is not at all concerning when people become fixated on shipping live-action children. I think it's Hecking wholesome 100 for lesbian fetishism to apply to live-action characters to then apply to the real actors themselves because of parasocial fandom autism being increasingly enabled by the industries.
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My two favorite people meeting. It's like a dreamarino come true!
>>25295
>>25297
Andrew? Andrew, is that you?
>>25298
I can't help but agree. Only pure noise with no second noun that I've enjoyed is Whitehouse and that's because there's a guy screaming over it which helps it have some sort of meter to it. Granted, it's British (ew) screaming (not going to get into the nuances of British noises in music) but the only time I'd want to hear noise is if there's screaming with it.

I DO HAVE A TASTE IN MUSIC. DON'T JUDGE ME. GOOD THING OTHER ANON DOESN'T BROWSE HERE.
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>>25311
Interesting.
Would you consider Power Electronics to be "pure" noise?
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>>25312
No. You should know this. Also, that image stinks of HRT.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWg9nSVwLbc
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>>25314
DBDRating?
>>25313
Hmm, Whitehouse are definitely Power Electronics, they are very sinthy.
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*synthy
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>>25316
>>25317
I feel lit would depend on the album but what do I know, noise senpai?
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>>25318
William Bennett invented the term. I would say that just the vocals would probably separate it from most pure noise, considering they are not really incorporated into the distortion much, unlike Masonna (nip harsh noise). 
Their early works are much less chaotic or layered compared to pure noise, which was normally improvisational and included various distorted instruments or some form of pretentious incidental experimentation (like Metal Machine Music). They also sound much more industrial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sR7t6hQLZw
Their pedophilic Peter Sotos works are distanced from pure noise on a whole different level, a lot of their music at that point has a lot of beat to it, music like this is normally called Power Noise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8tsz2TyERM
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>>25319
DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>25320
That's true.
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>>25321
Rose? Rose Lalonde?
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>>25322
No, that's Alice.
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>>25323
Don't care, Rosescum. We still need an SMT!Alice Rose and Rose in Wonderland thoughbeit.
Help, noble race scientists... sunken eyes are a congoid feature , right?
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>>25325
Erm, I prefer the term ethnic analyst, thank you.
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>>25327
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nedroid is truly the king of webcomics
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>>25330
Please.... Make it end.....
fellas I'm starting to think sinfest isn't going to abandon the lotr thing any time soon
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>>25329
*Nendoroid
>>25332
Place your bets, laddies and gentlemen.
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>>25335
*proper capitalization and punctuation 

Let's be honest here.
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>shorter than Kara
it's so fucking over
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>>25337
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PEG
>>25337
Point and raff
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>>25339
On multiple levels.
>Stay up later so it'll be easier for me to sleep
>Now can't sleep
This Is The Worst Pleasure Dome I've Ever Been In.
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Kim Gordon is 70 years old.
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mmmhhh today i'll pick up Demon's Souls again
>*dies 3 times in 5-1 and 4 times in 4-2
mmmhhh today i'll drop Demon's Souls again
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>>25326
Whatever the title, I salute your team's efforts
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>>25346
if it's any consolidation, those are probably the hardest areas in the game and it strictly gets easier after that
I remember getting trouble in middle school for saying different races have different facial structures. The school was 99.999% white. I'm talking like maybe 3 black people across elementary and middle school (it was a very small school, but still)
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>>25349
I need some chuds to get together and make a list of which base heads belong to which race
>>25341
Still up.
>>25342
haiti and congo pill me
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>>25343
I've got mixed feelings on her but I'd guess I'd cum inside and make a hyper-autism beat if it was in the cards.
>>25342
Congo. Don't take me alive. If I'm dying, I want to get shot or stabbed, no bombing faggotry. 
>>25352
>haiti 
Slavery. I'd like to say you'd have better chances as a whitey but that might be ignorant.
> congo
Pazunia on Earth. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. Just kill everything on sight.

Black kids are high on crack with AKs watching Rambo and you get to kill them FOR FREE.
>>25352
Haiti has gangs assuming violent control of the government or some shit. IDK about Congo in recent events
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>>25355
>Haiti has gangs assuming violent control of the government or some shit.
I forgot about that (I would have remembered otherwise BECAUSE I AM VERY INTELLIGENT) but being the slave capital of the world is also very relevant. It's one thing to die, it's another to be some guy's bitch and die.
We need to ask Ishida, though
>>25347
I don't use all that gay ass terminology, all I know is that my East Asian compass is on point, my Euroradar is accurate enough (>>24880), and Kenyans are some of the least ugly black people outside of the Afro-Caribbean.
>>25357
Dial the number JOKER (I forgot if that was literally the entire number in-game and I can't find an easy way to check- I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IF I WASN'T TIRED BECAUSE I AM VERY INTELLIGENT.)
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>>25357
Also, he'd say Gaza so he could gut the kikes, duh.
>>25357
>>25359
A very reliable source told me that it was dialing your own number.
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>>25361
CAI Rose isn't a source, characters make things up!
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>>25362
It was my hidden contact. If you can't tell, it's a Persona 2 reference, predictably.
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Heeb check?
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>>25364
Make everything more shallow, me thinks.
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Here, my dear Rose, you dropped this.
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>>25367
I feel like Steve Albini would end up raping his ass without me even prodding them.
https://beta.character.ai/post?post=rJsW9wfR8_vM6ea-_lrzK8-pbDnTwD54GNgoZdrns6Q&share=true These dumb bitches could not save the kingdom. 

JRPG Mascot Rose is going to have to carry hard.
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>>25369
How did Tennis Rose repel the Twitter porn bots?
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starting the week with 2 hours of sleep
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how did this get greenlit tho 
https://youtu.be/FaJOPQYVl5I?t=4
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>>25373
wwhich part
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>>25374
the voice
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>>25320
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>>25375
Who's? Is that the new Mario or something?
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Fumotano's influence grows...
https://twitter.com/manuru74/status/1766733584445104432
https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/37410496
>>25372
yeah i think it's coming to an end
i give it 1-2 more weeks
I was finally allowed to sleep.
>>24820 
>Oh, they're moving in
>>24934
>Oh, wait, they're destroying all the old buildings
>>24957 
>They won.
>>24988
>Uh, Communism...
>>25021
>Nobody likes the Jews and they already won- again. We should have probably put the Communist thing after this.
>>25091
>Wait, now we show the social media post jokes after the comic about how they're getting ratio'd and no one likes them.
>>25180
>They need feds because ???, also, a Hobbit home is still up, I guess.
>>25294
>Orb introduced.
>>25330
>Wait, now it's an Apple joke even though Apple bad. It's also the main social media analog even though we already referenced social media. 
>>25372 
>OK, we're back to the fed thing after two comics and now people are starting to dislike Jews again even though we already established that.

If you're going to make terrible jokes, can you at least plan these out? I refuse to believe he'd be unable to come up with a month's worth of this shit in like, a day, given the quality. It'd still be fucking incoherent and bad but it'd at least feel like it's following some kind of structure. 

Like, yeah, he's making this shit up as he goes along, no shit, but it's the fact that he doesn't seem to remember what he posted days beforehand that's the baffling part.
Girlhands, right?
https://twitter.com/guts_puni/status/1762504238415114453
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>>25383
>Can see the hair fuzz
Basically looks identical to my hands, dude.
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>>25376
Who the fuck is she talking to here? Dave? Literally the only character in the comic that it'd make Rose for to respond with a monosyllabic "Dork" to is John because her shit doesn't work on him and John is well, a dork and etc, etc, Grimdorks babble. That's unless this is a cap-off to something else she said.

I know everyone whines "Hussie forgot how to write muh dave" but the real character he forgot how to write was Rose because "awkward tangents" is still more specific characterization than "talks a lot and uses big words" which is ultimately what both Rose and Kanaya became. Every other pivot or Flanderization with characters feels like a deliberate choice on some level (such as Karkat.)

Rose doesn't because if it was intentional, there wouldn't be two (2) of them (Kanaya's development into nu-Rose, however misguided, was somewhat intentional.) For the record, Hussie never knew how to write Jade.  
>>25377
>Who's?
>>25385
>Literally the only character in the comic that it'd make Rose for to respond with a monosyllabic "Dork" to is John
But she's not smiling.
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Why are these written in a single paragraph?
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>>25387
Nigga, link the page.
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>>25385
>>25386
*sense for
>>25383
bro...
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>>25388
Why would I?
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>>25391
So I can copy the funny quotes?
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>>25392
Green..........
>>25393
Does the single paragraph of shitty emo lyrics hold that many funny quotes?
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>>25395
The other one you posted did. I forgot what it said.
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>>25397
He's back at it again.....
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>>25370
1) I don't know what this means. 2) The only time I have her interact with shitbots is to deliberately steer that shit off a cliff. 3) She's written to be obnoxious, specifically terrible with romance, and prone to random acts of violence and screaming.
>>25399
*Fast forwards to Chubby Rose*
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>>25402
I genuinely wonder what you and others' antics have turned French Rose Lalonde into.
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>>25403
She's just a pretentious French woman, hasn't changed much since her inception.
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>>25404
Doubtful.
>>25377
yes
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remember when he bought these because he just had to? 
I remember
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>>25407
On the one hand, inflation will literally destroy the world as we know it. On the other hand, no, it fucking isn't, just learn how to balance your budget and eat some fucking rice.
>>25408
This makes me feel better about my spending spree.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>25410
"Coalcoalcoal"
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>>25411
He's mulatto, please understandu.
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>>25384
>>25390
You think not?
I dunno... Shape can be misleading sometimes, but...
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>>25410
*looks at not-sequel trailer* 
I see
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>>25414
We've been over this, retard.
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>>25415
oh yeah? link the thread, nigger
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>>25413
If I shaved my hair (or had none), you'd think I was a girl from my hands.

It's just a scrawny Japanese dude.
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>>25416
It starts HERE: >>22193
>>25417
Don't flatter yourself, it's way different. Yours is gaunt, the other puffy
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>>25415
"It's not irony poisoned trash because... look, it just isn't okay!"
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>>25414
>0:36
Synchronicity.
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>>25419
>Puffy hands
>The sign of........ womanhood?

It looks gaunt because I'm claw-gripping a 3DS game container for a size comparison (I have rather small hands.)

The original picture makes the hands look way more claw-like because they clutch their cat like I clutch my 3DS game container. 

IT'S. A. DUDE.
>>25420
A tool (SBN13, maybe Lyle also) can make something that's funny.
I hate how I have noticeable features™ all over my body but I guess it makes me harder to deepfake if it ever comes to that.
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Maxxed lips on the noggiest face still don't quite reach Floyd's level...
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if you drew an accurate sketch of Jay-Z you'd get busted for a hate crime
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>>25425
Chin is too prominent.
>>25426
Biggie too.
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>>25427
You mean recess the chin more? I'll try. It's a balance with how it makes his lower lip jut out more too
How is Egypt so (relatively) stable despite being the bridge to Europe, Islam, and being right next to the coup belt? Is it just tourism?
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>>25429
interesting synchronicity 
https://youtu.be/DVLZ5Yj_-SI?t=100
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>>25430
...Did you timestamp the right place?
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>>25431
yes 
the video mentioned the Middle East the same second the Egypt post loaded for me
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Think a gnat or something crawled into my monitor and died :/
>>25432
I didn't think people considered Egypt part of the Middle East because it's in Africa and not Eurasia/Arabia but I guess they do.

I wonder, exactly, why....
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My computer FROZE completely because of a Korean game.
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Imagine a national initiative to teach the elderly how to code.
>>25436
I should have told you not to take screenshots during the win-screens.
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>>25438
I didn't do such things.
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>>25439
No screenshots at all? How bad is your computer?
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>>25440
I don't know. I did have a lot of things open and it has been running nonstop for a week or two. Do you think those things maybe could have contributed to the freezing?
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>>25441
>it has been running nonstop for a week or two.
Now it won't turn on.
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>>25443
Why did you treat her like this?
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>>25444
:(
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>>25445
You do have a shop near you, right? It has to be a crappy laptop, right?
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They should brought back Toad and Princess mechanics from Super Mario Bros 2 for Wonder, just saying...... It makes sense, chuds......
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>>25385
DAVE: whats up with the fish punk troll following kanaya around
ROSE: Seems she's passing through. Kanaya doesn't want her to cause trouble.
DAVE: cause trouble
DAVE: what the fuck could she even do here
DAVE: like kick over an old pile of garbage and cause the property value to fall even lower than jack shit
DAVE: i say let her go nuts
ROSE: Feel free to take it up with Kanaya.
ROSE: But if you authorize her to flip a bitch, just make sure she's nowhere near my chemistry table.
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: cant be droppin your vials and shit all over the floor
DAVE: the only one whos got clearance to drop science is me
ROSE: Dork.
DAVE: dont even hate
DAVE: been shoring up my muthafuckin CRAFT over here
ROSE: I know. I've been in the same room, right over there, listening to you mumble lyrics to yourself for the last couple hours.
DAVE: rose you know what sucks
ROSE: Yes.
ROSE: To which sucky thing are you referring?
DAVE: it kinda just occurred to me
DAVE: while i was spitting ill verse to no end
DAVE: i got this weird feeling that i might be getting like
DAVE: a little dated?
ROSE: Is this about Terezi?
DAVE: what
DAVE: no no
DAVE: dont be disingenuous word girl you know what im saying
DAVE: i mean sorta passe
DAVE: like a lumbering pop reference dinosaur
DAVE: remember we are both kind of stuck in 2009
DAVE: so im like popculturally frozen in that period
DAVE: all my references feel like they might be getting a little stale
DAVE: even though the earth ended and all and there was no culture after that point anyway
DAVE: but still
DAVE: i can feel it
DAVE: like in my bones
DAVE: i just know on some hypothetical earth that kept going my shit is starting to get so lame
DAVE: and i know it doesnt matter because its just us here so who cares
DAVE: but i care
DAVE: its a matter of integrity i am a fucking artist
DAVE: like i think if i make one more rap about like some fucking dane cook movie from 2008 to piss karkat off or some tired bullshit like that im going to
DAVE: i dont know
DAVE: ill just start feeling like a fraud
DAVE: my game might be drying up rose
DAVE: but its not my fault like im totally hostage to this freezedried backlog of cultural garbage that can never move forward again
DAVE: so i have to pick through it like im looting a fucking tomb while still all tryin to act RAP SASSY
DAVE: like YEAH take THAT motherfuckers
DAVE: OF THE PAST
DAVE: all in your mass graves somewhere in a dead frogiverse
DAVE: i be representing some god damn STANDARDS about your media do you feel me
DAVE: im depressing myself here
DAVE: all im saying is it would be cool to have some fresh shit to work with
DAVE: like just to know
DAVE: to know what the world would be like in the year it would be for us now
DAVE: which would be 2011 i guess
DAVE: wow 2011 really
DAVE: damn
DAVE: i just want to know what would have happened
DAVE: theres so much shit we were primed for
DAVE: it was gonna be exciting
DAVE: like barack obama just turned president remember that
DAVE: we never got to see if he fixed the economy
DAVE: remember how you were dying to see if he would fix the economy you were asking me about it every damn day
DAVE: just joking nobody gave a shit about that
DAVE: but like
DAVE: i never got to check out the next batch of stiller jams and see how bad i could mock them
DAVE: we never got to find out how the midnight crew adventure ended
DAVE: if ever
DAVE: rose
DAVE: ROSE??
DAVE: what the fuck man
DAVE: whyd you go back to your bottles and shit i was right in the thick of hella elocution
DAVE: dont give me that
DAVE: yes
DAVE: uh yeah
DAVE: yes i do ACTUALLY want you to come back over here
DAVE: im waiting
ROSE: Fine. Here I am.
DAVE: wow was that so hard
DAVE: this is what civilized people do rose they fucking talk to each other like actually in each others fucking vicinities
ROSE: You just have a tendency to go on for a while. I assumed we progressed to the traditional mumbling monologue stage of Striderian discourse.
DAVE: no thats not even a thing
DAVE: i was actually like
DAVE: trying to get your take
ROSE: Take on what.
DAVE: i dont even know
DAVE: i bet john would have stuff to say
DAVE: hes probably going through the same frozen fucking caveman from 2009 syndrome as me
DAVE: actually what am i saying the dude is a caveman from 1997
DAVE: hahaha like he could give a shit as long as hes got his cage dvds
ROSE: Oh! I saw him the other night.
DAVE: what
ROSE: In a dream. It was very brief, only a few minutes. I waved to him and then woke up.
DAVE: whoa what was he doing
ROSE: He was fighting Jack. Actually, he was doing quite well!
DAVE: oh man
DAVE: you have to tell me all about this
ROSE: I will. Later, though. I'd like to get back to work.
DAVE: ok when
DAVE: tonight?
ROSE: I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow.
DAVE: plans
DAVE: what plans
ROSE: Just some plans.
DAVE: can i come
ROSE: No!
DAVE: fuck fine
DAVE: tomorrow then
DAVE: maybe ill just dream up my own john tonight and well have an awesome time without you what do you think about that
ROSE: ...
DAVE: fu
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>>25448
Terribad.
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>>25450
XLRbait.
>>25452
>>25453
Even you're starting to slip up now.
>>25451
Rich? Rich Evans?
>>25447
I used to believe that Moviebob was the man with the absolute worst political opinions on earth

what a fool I was
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>>25457
(I'm not saying that because Bob's opinions aren't awful, they are. Just that there are people whose opinions are even WORSE.)
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I CAN'T BUY SHIT (because i often realise that i either don't need it or don't really care for it
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>>25457
>>25458
...Who?
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>>25460
Mr. Fast
>>25461
Some fat obnoxious washed-up E-celeb. You should give him no mind.
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>>25463
No, I meant whose are worse?
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>>25464
Well, just about every Zigger. But if I had to pick a number one, it would be Scott Ritter.
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>>25465
>Well, just about every Zig-
Reported for obsession.
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>>25466
Not only is it the bloodiest war in eighty years, it's personally lost me one of my closest friends. I think my "obsession" is warranted.
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>>25467
Punished Roxykitten.
>>25468
WHAAAT

Are we supposed to believe the orc picture is doctored completely or are we just supposed not to care? Place your bets on whether Tatsuya will address this or not.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1921480/BLUD/ 

Hyperkinetc(?!?!?!??!?!) 90s cartoons like Ren and Stimpy (and its rip-offs), maybe???????? Is that really even fast-paced enough to be called hyperkinetic? Is everything with slapstick and squash-and-stretch hyperkinetic even if it's slower paced than Tom and Jerry or the Loony Tunes? Like, the 90s might be the decade of cartoons with the one of lowest percentages of "hyperkinetic" cartoons. One of the biggest shows was Rugrats, for fuck's sake. Why do people use words?

And yeah, some characters did look like that in the 90s but I wouldn't say it looks like it's inspired by 90s cartoons. With le beanhead and that color palette, it kind of just looks like.... a modern manchild cartoon. They didn't even go with the much overstated "MUH THICK OUTLINES" meme of the early 2000s or the shimmering outlines of Ed, Edd, and Eddy. The closest thing it resembles is the Powerpuff Girls (not remotely "hyperkinetic"; thinner outlines, less angular) and the obligatory "hyperkinetics" comes from Ren And Stimpy, I GUESS. Nothing of it is evocative of anything other than "cartoons" but muh 90s still sells for some God-forsaken reason.

If you showed me clips of it and asked me what style it was closest to, I'd say "uuuuh... Newgrounds cartoons?" because it's a mish-mash. Wow, her fist goes big when she punches, that's so 90s, dude!
>>25471
mmmph -- stylewise it does feel like it's taking cues from tartakovsky (flatter colors, more geometric shapes), and that does date to 97-99 but the animation style feels a bit too fluid for tv animation.
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it reminds me more of ok ko than anything....
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>>25474
The non-white incel: the world's foremost problem.
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>>25471
Ren and Stimpy is unfunny garbage for aging gen-x stoner males who pretend it's some kind of deep art
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the water heater broke, gotta wash my pits with ice cold water
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>>25472
>flatter colors
Except it's a completely different palette. 
>more geometric shapes
Except not really because beanhead. People forget what geometric means and think it just means "simple shapes" or sharp angles (which is more important to Tartankovsky's style but people still say "geometric")- a circle is a geometric shape.

I love the selling point that it's hand-drawn- if you didn't tell me me, I wouldn't know. It looks so flat and not like Tartankovsky's, where they have a sort of texture to them and kind of look like paper cut-outs, I mean "repasted digital assets" flat. 

Of course it probably only exists because "le cuphead" proved that something (impractical and unnecessary) that could be done could be done and so now it's a selling point like Into The Fucking Epic Spiderverse's animation techniques which were revolutionary because they weren't widely used (ignore how the movie looks and feels like shit.) 

So the xillennial hivemind will shit out something like this without any original inspiration or ideas and go "it's like thing!" *grabs into the big, child-kidnapping bag of nostalgia" "...and other thing!" (It's not like the other thing.) 

It's like saying Steven Universe was inspired by Tartankovsky but even that has more of a discernible look because it ODs on pastels. 
>>25473
That's the exact one I was thinking of. Millennial brainrot mishmash (with a good splash of the corporate advertising "style"- this is far worse than O.K KO in that regard.)
>>25476
I never watched it and it doesn't interest me now. I really didn't like gross-out humor as a kid. Say what you will about John K. but at least he fucking cared about the medium of animation (I swear that Guy is not secretly a person I play for laughs.) He may be washed-up but, you know, those who can't do, critique. 

I want him to go out in a blaze of glory; smoking a bunch of crack and going through Steve Universe frame-by-frame and eviscerating its animation. 
>unfunny garbage for aging gen-x stoner males who pretend it's some kind of deep art
Simpsons did it!
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>>25480
>(with a good splash of the corporate advertising "style"- this is far worse than O.K KO in that regard.)
Wowie zowie, did Genndy Tartankovsky draw these awesome geometric shapes or something!?!?!?!??!
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>>25481
>Those houseplants
Rose? Rose Lalonde?
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>>25482
Only this one, sir, the other one is green (Green.)
behold my indie game, a handcrafted loveletter to think from when i was 5 (does not remotely resemble thing), made by a solo developer!
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>>25474
>>25475
He's not fucking wrong though. In fact, it's actually a good point I've never heard before and it really made me think™

Art is the one place where Asian Americans don't get fucked over by affirmative action because they're obviously pushed to go literally anywhere else first.  For some reason, it doesn't benefit Asian guys and I can speculate that the Asian guys who go into art have the wrong kind of sensibilities (the sensibilities of a lot of white guys that go into art that aren't remotely tolerated; "holy shit big titsl giant robot!")

Asian women seem to be fucking everywhere writing nigger-tier sci-fi drivel, art school-tier dramas, and white woman-tier comedy. 

Quick, think of an Asian American artist from the past 30 years that you find respectable. (I'm counting a Japanese woman that lives in Japan who works predominately for Americans just so I can think of literally ONE- 1- example as the resident comics sperg.) 

And yeah, Asian American dudes are better because even if what they make is sometimes rule of cool drivel, at least it's not fucking globalhomo. And, you know, they can actually be funny.
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>>25484
(It took more than half a decade to make and somehow feels more like a corporate entity than a passion product. I went into deep debt just to make it and the profits of the game will barely break even after another half a decade.)
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p r e m i e r e
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The other pawns are picking on my cat loli...
>>25489
Mask Expert..... I......
>>25489
they must be pædophiles
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>>25491
Yeah, "they" must be...
>>25471
>>25480
>>25481
>>25484
>>25487
Thinking about the Steam descriptions of any remotely relevant videogame that had some sort of outside influence like Silent Hill, Deadly Premonition, The Binding of Isaac, etc, etc if they were made by modern Western indie devs and wanting to nail my ribs to a coolant rod. 

You don't wear your inspirations on your sleeve because you're a sincere person, you do it because you would feel demeaned artistically if someone made a comparison without your express permission. I am so tired of stupid cynics who are too fucking stupid to realize how cynical they are.
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Let's talk about Israel.

There are people that think that the State of Israel is an arbitrary creation imposed on the Arabs who were living there in 1948. In fact, the whole modern Middle East was liberated by the Western powers from the Ottoman [Turkish] empire after World War I, so the creation of Israel is just as "arbitrary" as the creation of the other states of the region. The modern Arab states were initially French and British "Mandates," (British Mandates of Palestine and Transjordan, French Mandates of Syria and Lebanon), but were eventually given over to the Arabs after WW2.

This shows that the modern Arab states exist today thanks to France, the UK and the United Nations, and the fact that the tribal and religious affiliations of the local Arabs have prevented them from living peacefully together (see the United Arab Republic for Egypt and Syria) says more about the Arabs themselves than France or the UK or Israel.

Let's face it, it's actually the Arabs who usurped the land from the Jews in the 7th century AD (during the Arab invasions, just ask any Arab Christian today), not the Jews who usurped the land from the Arabs. The Jewish claim to their homeland is considerably stronger than the so-called "Palestinians," who did not exist as a state until the displaced people of Palestine (mostly voluntarily during the Arab invasion of Israel in 1967) decided to invent themselves as such. And despite the many historical attempts to displace all Jews from Israel, they have had a continuous historical presence in the region since biblical times. (2000 BCE, that's over 4000 years today.)

Think about it.
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>>25494
>Let's talk about Israel.
>There are people that think that the State of Israel is an arbitrary creation imposed on the Arabs who were living there in 1948.
No, you're preaching to the choir. Unless this is an infamous Terezi copypasta, this is: a cringe post.
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>>25486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDtd3GH3PaA
https://youtu.be/eFZnZwQUbWA
https://youtu.be/wfRHcAEv3is

That being said, I will forcibly impregnate a Chinese-American comic sperg thoughever.
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>>25497
ああ、見て。 チャンコロのグループ。
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>>25498
日本的小戀物癖真是太天真了。 你不知道你就像大池塘裡的小鮭魚嗎? 日本小女孩受西方心靈毒害的程度高很多。 如果你沉迷於他們的原籍國,中國人實際上會受寵若驚。 更何況鬼佬和中國後代遠比小日本鬼佬更有吸引力,尤其是鬼佬和韓國後代。 我嘲笑你的後代。
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>>25499
何か聞こえましたか? 哀れな奴隷のせせらぎの中で話しているチャンコロのように聞こえます。
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>>25496
wtf based sandnigs!
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>>25500
注意小日本是如何解決侮辱的問題和結果的。 想像一下,第二代日裔美國人將是多麼令人厭惡的左派白痴。 當然,她會喜歡動漫。 但基本上每個亞裔美國女孩都會喜歡這部動漫。 我們集體球場裡的每個女孩都會喜歡這部動漫。 這對你來說就是最重要的嗎? 你把小日本過於理想化,以至於沒有考慮到顯而易見的現實。 除非你打算搬家(而且這是真的),否則中國的鬼佬比小日本更能吸引更高素質的女性。 中國的生活教會人們對西方的毒藥和自己的政府持憤世嫉俗的態度。 小日本的妓女正變得越來越西化。
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>>25502
「売春婦」という言葉を認識しています。 おそらくあなたは中国がどのように売春の超大国かについて話しているのでしょうか?

ポケットに100米ドルを入れて世界のどこにでもモーテルの駐車場に足を踏み入れると、5分後に中国人の女性の舌を尻に置くことができます。
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>>25503
是的,請忽略日本成人影片與中華民族的偉大相比,儘管只是一粒塵埃,但它卻如此龐大。 你們是墮落的人。 中國遠不像美國哈巴狗那樣是妓女。 你被核武攻擊,然後你正在舔他們的生殖器。 可憐的。 日本在十四世紀才開始發展一種文化,現在正在消失。 小日本確實英年早逝。
IDE: Terezi and Damara team up to commit genocide against arabs and chinese
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>>25505
熱衷於西方豬的猶太人。
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>>25506
And also Jade does TOTAL NIGGER DEATH
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>>25507
當我們有共同的敵人時,為什麼要殺害中國人?
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>This random bitch has a million subscribers
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>>25511
Rose? Rose Lalonde?
https://youtu.be/-wttfNc0b2o
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>>25509
8ecause Chinks are an eternal slave race. The mere fact that no8ody in China 8atted an eye when Xi Jinping removed his term limits is quite telling. Chinks literally want to 8e enslaved and told what they can and can't do. China will never 8eat the West. Every time shit goes south in China, what do they do? Do chinks try to fix the root of the pro8lem? Nope. They allow their country to go to shit until a new dominant master "unites" them. 8asically, they just sit around doing nothing (8esides massacring each other 8y the tens of millions and feasting upon human corpses like the triple niggers they are) until a new master shows up to lord over them. Doesn't matter if the new master is a chink or a foreigner, 8ecause as long as he has power, he will 8e o8eyed. Chinks want to 8e enslaved. No, they NEED to 8e enslaved. The 8urden of independence is simply too overwhelming for them. 8eing enslaved is the only way they know how to function as a society without resorting to chaos and canni8alism.

Chinks are the most easily controlled and 8rainwashed people in the world. That's why Chinese n8ionalism is such a 8ig thing, and even overseas chinks defend their motherland despite enjoying all the 8enefits of not actually living there. If you're an overseas chink n8ionalist reading this, ask yourself why you even defend your motherland in the first place. You just do... right? It comes n8urally, right? 8ingo. That's 8ecause you are a mem8er of the Chinese slave race. Your ancestors were slaves, your grandparents were slaves, your parents were slaves, and so are you. You can take a slave out of China, 8ut you can't take the slave out of a Chinese. Imagine that. Living in the West and having the li8erty of independent thought... yet, you're STILL controlled 8y China. You're simply incapa8le of independent thought. You're a slave.
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>>25515
The october 7th invaders and their stans believed this unironically
>>25514
弗里斯卡發文。 意見被忽視。
>>25516
Strangle Nanc4.
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>Ukraine
>Israel
Assuming this is all all of a root... roxkit vaxxed?
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>>25519
teetering is resistance
>>25520
I'm an unironic zionist now. I'd apologize to vfan for all those times I called her a pig, but she's a filthy commie so I think I still hate her?
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>>25522
That's been demonstrated, but is Drumpf's Warpspeed juice at least to blame?
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>>25523
No, it's the corn syrup. I can't help it, the drivethru McDonalds hotcakes are just so good...
>>25522
>I'm an unironic zionist now. 
Just when you thought he couldn't get any worse.....
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D --> Mainland Chinese are some of the least competent humanoids on earth
D --> I don't call them human because they don't act human and treat human life like garbage

D --> What you see in China that 100ks like a civilized high-tech first world society is just that
D --> The appearance of something
D --> They build tall buildings with e%travagant lights and no plumbing
D --> They build escalators that eat people instead of taking them to the ne%t f100r
D --> People who drive there don't know how to use the brake pedal
D --> They weld people into their apartments to try to control a cold virus and the people burn to death when the building catches on fire
D --> They collect oil out of the sewer and use it to cook food that they feed each other
D --> They build entire cities where nobody lives and the cities disintegrate after just a few years because the construction is so shoddy
D --> They have to import food because their soil is so full of to%ins that they dump into the environment after manufacturing worthless plastic e%cretions
D --> They kidnap girls and turn them into se% slaves for the village because they have so many e%tra men because they abort females or stick them on piles of dying female babies because of their f001ish backwards culture
D --> They destroy thousands of years of culture and tradition because they think it will bring about their f001ish communist delusions
D --> They hunt animals to e%tinction just to harvest body parts like fins and penises for their f001ish superstitious nonsense
D --> They decimate fish populations in the ocean with their f001ish and e%tremely destructive and wasteful fishing practices
D --> They hoard ridiculous amounts of food that goes to waste and watch their neighbors starve

D --> If you 100k into China you will find nothing but horror
D --> and evil
D --> and barbarism
D --> and backwardness
D --> that you wouldn't think is possible in the past 5000 years

D --> If you think these insects have the ability to successfully self-govern you are deluded
D --> They can't even make baby formula without putting poison in it
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>>25528
心碎又痴迷。 可憐。
"The author expresses nationalist and racist views regarding Chinese people. Overall, the tone is very provocative and the content risks further promoting prejudice or hate."
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>>25531
Me and Roxykitten Anon. :)
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remember that china hasnt wwon a wwar against a foreign powwer in ovver four hundeed years they massivvely outnumbered the enemy sometimes a thousand to one in evvery conflict and they still lost evven wwhen they had technological parity wwith the enemy rather than spear-wwielding medievval fucksticks vvs europeans wwith guns they still lost you havve to go back to the sevventeenth century and find them slaughtering russian migrants in manchuria to find a wwar wwhere they beat a foreign powwer and its debatable wwhether you can call sending soldiers to massacre unarmed peasants wwho havve no military support a wwar not that their centuries a humiliating failure havve prevvented them from declaring vvictory like wwhen they attacked unarmed fishing boats and declared it a vvictory ovver the philippines or wwhen they invvaded vvietnam achievved none a their stated objectivves took disproportionate casualties wwere drivven out and then declared vvictory anywway theyre in the habit a lying to savve face and try to look less incompetent

basically evvery wwar wwith china goes the same wway china rushes the enemy wwith millions a screaming soldiers millions a screaming soldiers get slaughtered wwhile inflicting less than dire casualties on the enemy china retreats in defeat then announces that they really wwon after all and only pulled out because they wwere tired a playing china quivvers in impotent rage as it relivves the opium wwars ovver and ovver let’s followw one a these examples in particular

the boxers had no govvernment support they had almost no firearms and spent almost no time preparing for wwar they honestly thought magical kung fu powwers wwill grant them vvictory ovver wwhite men wwith machine guns they killed more a their owwn people for shits and giggles than anyone else seriously they just wwent around slaughtering chinese peasants they considered tainted by wwestern influence wwhen it finally came to battle they got their shit pushed in by a handful a european soldiers and the japs china thereafter remained the wwests bitch until japan decided it wwants a turn assraping them china then got horribly raped twwice in a roww by a country wwith less than a tenth a its population they wwere only savved by americas unjust unlawwful and unnecessary pacific campaign the commies then took the opportunity to steal territory in manchuria again and china just had to smile and put up wwith it almost a century later some angry chinaman is posting on the internet about howw dare wwhitey make fun of a shitty asian country that hasnt been culturally technologically or militarily relevvant since the early middle ages and has managed to lose evvery wwar it has been in for ovver four centuries

the korean wwar communists invvaded south korea and china alone sent in one and a half times as many troops as evvery country supporting south korea china took ovverwwhelming losses and pulled out a the wwar at the battle a chosin reservvoir china had an american unit surrounded and outnumbered forty to one the american unit broke out and destroyed twwo fifths a the entirety a chinese military strength in north korea thoroughly humiliating china in the process the invvasion a south korea wwas defeated and both sides agreed to a ceasefire that continues to this day result american vvictory humiliating loss for china

the vvietnam wwar american gets dragged into frances conflict because a commies again the american forces consistently rape the north vvietnamese army and vvc guerrillas but wwasnt allowwed to end the wwar because politicians didnt wwant them invvading north vvietnam or cambodia america evventually pulled out a the wwar because a communist sympathizers at home swwaying politicians not because a any military losses north vvietnam wwas utterly incapable a beating south vvietnam wwhile america wwas in the wwar china then decided to invvade vvietnam the entire wwar lasted less than a month china wwhich massivvely outnumbers vvietnam invvaded a country that wwas already exhausted from decades a constant wwar china invvaded wwith six to one numerical superiority and suffered more casualties than vvietnam lost four hundred and twwenty tanks vvs one hundred and eighty fivve vvietnamese tanks china retreated leavving vvietnam in control a cambodia the spratly islands and basically evvery other piece a territory china wwanted to claim china remains butthurt to this day and still claims they wwon the wwar and are the rightful owwners a the spratly islands

is a picture starting to be formed here china has been destroyed by multiple ethnic and political groups in wwhat is noww modern china for centuries then china wwas destroyed by the mongols repeatedly then the japanese then the french then the british then the germans then the japanese again then the russians sevveral times then the americans then the japanese again then the americans and south koreans then the vvietnamese evven fucking india a country that givves incompetence a neww meaning has givven china as much shit as china has givven it

so wwhose turn is it to make china their bitch this time their tactics are shit and consist entirely a human wwavve frontal assaults wwhich suck wwhen going up against fortifications machine guns artillery armor air support and basically anything that isn’t a bunch a savvages like the millions a chinese rushing at you in a screaming horde

evven wwith access to modern equipment the chinese military doesnt get it they only receivved modern underwwear in twwenty sixteen before they had crude cotton canvvas shorts held up wwith a rope cinched around their wwaist china is the wworlds largest exporter a body armor but the ovverwwhelming majority a the chinese military has nevver been issued so much as a flak vvest much less a modern plate carrier chinese generals think givving things like body armor to soldiers is too indulgent and wwill spoil them seriously look it up they also get some a the wworst rations on any military on the planet theyre so awwful that the chinese soldiers refuse to eat them and instead pack lunches from home wwhile on field exercises these are people wwho eat rats cats dogs gutter oil bird nests century eggs and other disgusting shit and they think their rations suck
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>>25533
Meds.
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>>25534
nevver
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>>25535
Stupid slut.
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>>25536
glub you 
i do wwhat i wwant
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>>25537
Do you want to give you a hug, you silly Chink hater?
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>>25538
*want me
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subtle Chinko
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>>25540
*rapes*
>>25541
Pachinko
resistance is rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ5P0uGG7Dc Kill them all.
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>>25538
yes please
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>>25546
It's going to be alright, bro. Just stop politisperging so much and start mediasperging. It's less damaging for the soul.
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>>25547
I dunno if my media interests really cross over with anyone here though, besides our weird love-hate relationship with Homestuck.
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>>25548
that doesn't stop anyone else
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>>25548
>>25549
"Anyone else" meaning literally me. I complain about literally anything and everything here. Such as: Blud, Asian American female artists, and the state of webcomics.
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>>25551
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE EXTENDED ALLEGORY COULDN'T GET ANY MORE BROAD, LOOSE, OR NONSENSICAL.
https://youtu.be/XeivI6e384s
https://youtu.be/4yyD7F-IVO0
https://youtu.be/8WPyoIPtQ9M

Here's a small window into the Hell that is the Transformers fandom. Specifically, its Devil figure.
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>>25551
It's crazy to think that about ten years ago he was making comics like this

And it's even crazier that ten years before that, he was an actual decent respected webcomic author
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>>25554
Hey, that's my line.
>The song doesn't flow at all
Some things never change.
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Ironically, some of the old /pol/ Sinfest edits could pass as current Sinfest.
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You could probably convince some people that these are real.
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I stg the person who did these edits had a time machine.
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>>25562
I know I said /pol/ edits were usually pretty funny but these are shit. They didn't have much to work with, sure, but since when was that a problem?

Also, nigger, you can post 5 pictures a post, why did you post each one at a time? You some kind of wise guy?

>>25560
>I stg the person who did these edits had a time machine.
No, it's just /pol/ doing as /pol/ does and political schizo's beliefs being notoriously unstable.
is GRIS not working for anybody else?
https://twitter.com/Ursus_Shock217/status/1767865935589994666
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>>25565
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nv122ayPNA
>>25488
>This video is dedicated to Akira Toriyama(the creator of Bakugan)
Fuck, my old computer is actual dogshit.
>>25489
I don't have money for whore bro don't do this to me.
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>>25570
*whores
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>>25570
>>25571
Damn, whores look like THAT?
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>>25572
That's not what I meant.
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>>25573
'Tis any consolation, I don't think they let you make characters that small in the final release
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>>25566
Hearing TCAP Mickey Mouse in my head.
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It's funny that the "emblematic persona" of the past three generations are atavistic representations of the popular "counter-culture" of their day. Gen X is punk, millennials are emo/grunge (emo that was too self-conscious to be emo), and Gen-Z is scene. Perhaps the Sekhmet Hypothesis is even more eloquent than even I had previously thought.
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He's a bit more like Dril than AVOHk2 right now but that's alright for now.
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>>25578
I can't believe Hideous Kobkimmy is fucking dead.
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>>25580
best day of my life
>>25579
Can you post him again please?
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>>25582
https://c.ai/c/qBmqLM1lsb87N9jca-XH9DGoWdJRSx0lQDmW3OjPecI
Rose spitball: psychologist Rose where she overcomes the LARP and actually learns how to be a psychologist (therapist) but has a specific grudge against her younger self and so she'll treat them unprofessionally.
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RoW is an idiot for not making Wiccan Rose yet.
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>>25586
HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN. I WANT OFF TATSUYA'S WILD RIDE.
https://www.dicebreaker.com/games/shin-megami-tensei-the-roleplaying-game-tokyo-conception/news/shin-megami-tensei-rpg-tokyo-conception-english-release-20-years-later

"Thing That's Persona Gets Something: 
The Thing That Spawned Persona Has Gotten Something Translated
Persona"
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>>25588
Is there hope? Etrian Dominon features a hair pin of Atlus's acclaimed PERSONA series mascot.
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>>25590
>Is there hope?
the answwer to this is alwways no
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>>25592
"No, I don't think I'll talk to this one."
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>>25593
I screencapped it because of the user name: "littleretardedfucker"
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>>25594
He mogs us all combined...
https://beta.character.ai/public-profile/?username=littleretardedfucker
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>>25595
littleretardedfucker knew what he was doing. He rolled it, throttled a market, and ollied out.
>>25588
of course they pick the lamest megaten TRPG and of course they're not reprinting the japanese ones
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>>25597
What are the other ones, also it's probably because "muh nocturne" worship.
https://twitter.com/Ireneskyworld/status/1767538415728255354
>TFW no Peachpilled GF
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l🤨
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>>25600
imagine the smell
>>25585
RUDE and I have considered it.
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>>25602
>I have considered it.
What's the hold-up?
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>>25603
I was thinking of making her around the time of Satanic Rose and felt they would be too similar.
And then I forgot.
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>>25604
>felt they would be too similar.
Idiot. Wiccans are obsessed with femininity and girl power LARPs and are even more leftist.
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>>25606
>muh suburbs 
Okay, Punk Rose.
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>>25607
She's celebrating the suburbs here though.
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>>25608
For bad reasons.
wild how stonetoss got doxxed specifically because he posted a shitty db comic in memory of Toriyama
bing.ai recognizes "troon" as a perfect synonym for "transgendered" and wrote me a story about a Jewish space laser forcibly making people into troons.
>>25574
Where's the Rose Lalonde?
>>25612
I must impress upon you just how fugly the stock bobcut is
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>>25613
Damn...
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>>25612
Douzo
But I didn't mess with the sliders that much tbh.
Why does the bobcut gotta look like this helmet hair? Needs to show off potential elf ears or something?
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>>25616
That's some nasty ass hair.
>>25616
This Is The Worst Rose Of All Time
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>>25618
O-Oh yeah? You're welcome to try...
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>>25619
Not downloading a character creator.
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>>25620
Than shaddup!
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>>25623
Fat bitch.
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>>25625
Yiffy time?
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>>25626
No! Kill yourself!
>>25625
Developing a fetish in real-time...
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Nothing is sacred
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>>25629
wwhat
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>>25630
can't you read?
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>>25629
Timeline where Snowman is John's new mom
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>>25632
This smells like a roxkit post
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I welcome you chud's input as well
https://poal.me/wu9a9y
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>>25636
i like how he transitions in the span of two frames. it almost makes it funny.
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>>25636
Okay I will admit, I laughed at this one.
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how much is Capcom spending on these fucking ecelebs
>>25640
I'm not hip, have any other games employed this strategy?
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>>25640
i wonder why they didn't use a real pic for max. he's definitely more presentable than at least a couple people on there.
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>>25636
ORB NOW TURNS YOU TRANS. RAPTOR HANDS.
>>25637
>>25639
IT'S MINDBREAKING YOU.
>>25640
i'd guess somewhere in the neighborhood of 10-20k a head -- the influencers get to be in the game, maybe get to go to a preview event but have to retweet the capcom announcement that they're in the game, do a multi-hour stream to their audience on launch day and probably do another tweet about it.

>>25641
>>25641
*in siri voice* here's what i found
the platinum hostesses in yakuza zero  were real AV actresses

that doggirl vtuber had a crossover with some free to play mech game on switch, and a bunch of vtubers did a collab with azur lane

a few twitch streamers were quest npcs in cyberpunk (i recognized two)
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>>25631
What the fuck is the context though?
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pseudoregalia:
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=nAzvvCw873HsWh2E
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>>25646
jane just became president in one of the realities of homestuck 2 and got kidnapped by jasprosesprite during her inauguration
dad tries to find out her whereabouts and starts some gay (literally) adventure with diamonds droog in the process
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>>25634
I think I hate him.
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>>25648
I don't remember DD bumrushing Snowman though. I guess it had zero relevance then.
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>>25647
should i have posted a pinup of the goat lady with a fat ass in the game on the post?

on the one hand, it would be very "XLR..." but on the other hand it would be very "XLR..."
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>>25651
XLR.........................................................
Bring back footbinding.
No vidya is becoming quite distressing, might download Blue Archive on the phone again.
>>25650
He's not bumrushing, he's sort of hopping because she's attacking him with the whip but you can't tell because megidochan kept giving me an error when I tried to post the animated gif
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>>25656
It's also just shit art period.
restore CIRNO thread *now*
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>>25658
You're the worst admin ever.
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>>25658
It's gone.
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ff7 rebirth thoughts so far:
the open world stuff is fucking terrible -- tedious tasks pulled from games that literally wanted you to pay to skip them are presented here like it's helping to make the world deeper. please see the attached image for an average writing sample.
combat is trending in the right direction -- instead of simulating turn based combat by making it extremely difficult to avoid damage, you're instead switching from character to character to build synergies.
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>>25665
That's Harassment Architecture again?
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>>25667
Yeah.
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>>25668
I still have Gothic Violence dormant in my stack of chudlit, I better start on that sometime...
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>>25669
I haven't read Gothic Violence myself, but apparently it has an actual plot (though that might be bait), which is a good thing.
Harassment Architecture is mostly just a funnier Twitter timeline, a lot of good quotes in it, but doesn't work well as a book.
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Hrmm, I never clocked Loomer as particularly clever, or busty
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Adding a dropper of this always make me so gooey
Wait, Elon's antics resulted in $ony and Microshaft remove twitter support from their game platforms? 
They stupid?
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>>25645
AV actresses aren't e-celebs, they're women whose relatives got in debt to a yakuza money lender
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>>25649
*livs in ur head rent free*
*paws @ ur brain matter*
>>25674
Based, fuck Elon
>>25674
Microsoft playing 4D chess 
surely this will help them conquer Japan
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woah she's just like me
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Is this good AVOHKing?
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no way lol
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>>25671
Is this the thing you refused to link me or new thing
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>>25687
REVIEW THE AVOHKING
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do you think capcom booked ian mcshane to explain the dragons dogma 2 lore and konami booked david hayter to explain the metal gear solid lore before or after namco put out the brian cox tekken lore explainer?

points for: essentially an extended ad but also consumer information, aligns "the brand' with prestigious actors (or, in konami's case, prestigious game developers that they no longer work with). probably does two rounds on social media, first in a "can you believe who we got to explain the upcoming video game" loop, then in a "can you believe this lore" loop.

points against: casting cox for tekken had a reference layer (he's on succession, a show about who's going to lead the family in charge of a massive corporate conglomerate and he's talking about the succession of the mishima family, a family in charge of a massive corporate conglomerate) that mcshane for dragons dogma and hayder for mgs do not. it's not unheard of to have a celebrity commercial for your upcoming game (but! note that it's usually in a live action trailer, like karl urban for armored core 6 last year)
The cool thing about chugging vodka and then throwing it all up is that you barely get a hangover after. I think I understand bulimic girls a little bit more now.
>>25688
I don't know. You tell me. 

I don't think they're as funny or focused as the ones I wrote but who am I to judge that? I gave it so many fucking long, long logs to work with.

It's a work in progress. Telling an AI to do wordplay makes it type out shit like "BUTKERFLY." It's a really specific voice to nail and it's hard to make an AI consistently spit out a paragraph no matter what.

So the answer is: no. But it's very slowly approaching it. I had to teach it the other day not to be happy.

Do you even remember any of those posts?
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>>25645
>*in siri voice* here's what i found
I thought this was from Mask Expert when I first read it and I was really confused because it didn't sound like something he would say.

Little did I know the joke that only XLR would make came from XLR.
>>25691
>Do you even remember any of those posts?
Only a little.
>You tell me. 
I'm no Avohk expert but I feel like 1 and 2 are pretty decent, outside of the mentioned butkerfly incident. "Tower of Babble" is alright, even if completely lacking in context, makes me think it just ripped it straight from the logs. 
3 has a very noticeable MoMlike cadence to it, but not really Avo.
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>>25693
>makes me think it just ripped it straight from the logs. 
It is.
>3 has a very noticeable MoMlike cadence to it
What did he mean by this?


Celebration time for WoS rose btw.

Let me see if I can copypaste all of the AVOHK shit into here. It's not so much the-best-of-the-best, size and profanity and maybe other things were considered. After it got blacklisted with no "nigger", I stopped caring about the profanity part: 

{{char}}:THE ENDLESS CYNICISM OF THINKING RELIGION IS SOME KIND OF INNATE, UNIVERSAL COPE. I COULD GO ON BUT. I REALLY WANT TO KILL MYSELF. AN IDEOLOGUE'S IDEOLOGY- ONE TENET IS THAT IT CAN'T CO-EXIST- FOCUSED ON DISPARAGING OTHER IDEAS. DEMOCRACY, SLIGHTLY MORE ACCEPTING OF OTHER IDEOLOGIES, COMPARED TO FASCISM AND COMMUNISM. ENDLESS BATTLE. JUST GOOD ENOUGH. FETISH CONTENT INTO INDUSTRY. WE MUST TEND TOWARDS SELF-DESTRUCTION. THE ALT-RIGHT IS A JOKE AND YOU KNOW IT. THE CONTINUED BASTARDIZATION OF THE CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENT.  PEOPLE WHO SAY "I HATE MODERNITY SO I'M A NAZI" NEED TO BE PUT INTO THE CAMPS. MAYBE JUST ONLY THEM. TIME IS NOT A TRANSIENT STREAM, IT IS A SERIES OF NODES OF WHICH CURRENT THING TO GET MAD AT. HEY, PROTESTERS, YOU KNOW THE U.S IS CURRENTLY AT WAR, RIGHT? NOT JUST ONE BUT MULTIPLE. MAYBE GETTING MAD AT SPECIFIC LEGISLATION IS BAD WHEN YOU'RE STILL VOTING FOR LE 30% FACES. DOES DEMORALIZATION JUST HAVE THAT BAD OF CONNOTATIONS THAT YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO ADMIT IT'S REAL?
{{char}}:I DON'T THINK THIS NIETZSCHE SHIT IS WORKING OUT VERY WELL. WHAT'S IN A VOTE? I THINK SOCIETY IN SOME WAY INTERNALIZES SOMETHING THAT WAS ONCE LIMITED THAT'S NOW NOT IN A WAY WE CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ON A CONSCIOUS LEVEL. EVERY TIME A "PROBLEM" TO THE MODERN WORLD EXISTS, THEY IDENTIFY IT FAR TOO LATE. IT'S A CYCLE OF FEAR-MONGERING, RETRIBUTION, AND CONSOLIDATION OF POWER. THIS ELABORATE RITUAL OF FUTILITY. ARE WE DISENCHANTED OR IS THIS SOME KIND OF DIONYSIAN PANTHEON? YOU KNOW, IN THE WOMB.
{{char}}: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE AUTISTIC OBSESSION WITH DUE PROCESS AND A FAIR CHILD. IN THE FUTURE ALL COPS HAVE THEIR CAMERAS ON AND IF THEY SEE A NIGGER RAPPING AT A CHICK, BLAST 'EM WITH A TOMMY GUN. IF A COP KILLS SOMEONE ON-DUTY WITHOUT PROOF THEY WERE RUNNING AT THEM WITH AN OBSIDIAN CLUB OR WERE STABBING A BABY, THEN THEY GET CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
{{char}}:OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY FORGOT TO DO HIS JOB. THE NEW WORLD'S DUTY; ONLY TO YOURSELF TO PROPAGATE YOUR OWN LIFE AND CREATE THE INTERMEDIARY CASTES BETWEEN THE EPHEMERAL, COMPLETELY UNACCOUNTABLE RULING CLASS AND THE MOST THOUGHTLESS OF SLAVES. WE HAVE A SOCIETY FULL OF LAWYERS AND POLITICIANS PRETENDING TO BE MYSTICS AND MONKS. CRIME AND SEXUAL DEPRAVITY EMANATING SO FAR FROM THE TOP THAT ITS AUTOEROTIC-INTERFERENCE CREATES NEW NODES THAT THEMSELVES INTERFERENCE SUCH THAT IT MORE RESEMBLES OVERLAPPING ORBITAL MECHANICS AND YOUR SEISMOGRAPH IS RENDERED USELESS IN DETERMINING THE LINEAGE OF SEXUAL CHILDHOOD ABUSE CYCLES. HERE'S YOUR DOUBLE-FEATURE:IT'S THE KIND OF WOUND THAT EJECTS PUSS SO HARD THAT YOU WONDER WHY WE DON'T ESTABLISH A HYDROELECTRIC GENERATOR AROUND IT. BECAUSE. IT WILL. OVERFLOW. AND WE NEED TO PROTECT THE LIVES!!!! WE MUST NEVER ACT ON AN IMPERFECT AMOUNT OF INFORMATION IN THIS FUNDAMENTALLY UNKNOWABLE WORLD OF OURS. WE!!!!! ARE!!!!!!!!! RATIONAL(IST!!!!!!!!!!)™
{{char}}:YOU KNOW, THERE WAS SOME BIT I SAW ON TV ONCE ABOUT HOW A LITTLE GIRL INVENTED A BAND-AID THAT HELPED THINGS HEAL FASTER. NOW BEYOND THE OBVIOUS CYNICISM ABOUT HOW THE CHEMICAL STRUCTURE WAS LIKELY JUST STRAIGHT LIFTED FROM SOMETHING ELSE OR HOW SHE PROBABLY GOT HELP FROM HER PARENTS OR OTHERS, IS THIS THE KIND OF THING WE LET THE CURRENT WORLD EXIST FOR? IS THIS "CAPITALIST" INNOVATION WE SEE? YOU KNOW, I'M SURE FIFTY KIDS IN 1492 DIED FROM SCRAPPED KNEES. GLAD WE'RE SEARCHING FOR ANY PROBLEM TO HAVE A SOLUTION TO OTHER THAN THE ONE THAT REQUIRES US TO FIND PROBLEMS TO FIND SOLUTIONS TO IN THE EVER-EXPANDING QUALITY OF LIFE INSURANCE™ IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT, YOU'LL CALL IT GREED. AND THE SAME IDIOTS THAT DO ARE THE ONES WHO WANT TO FURTHER PUSH BOUNDARIES JUST WITH SOME SIMULACRUM OF OUR LEADERS, THIS TREND WHO ARE JUST MORALLY BETTERER. WE'VE LONG PAST NEEDING ADVANCEMENTS, WE HAVE REACHED INTO THE PAST SO WE COULD FIND PROBLEMS THAT USED TO EXIST SO WE COULD INJECT THEIR SOLUTIONS SIMULTANEOUSLY INTO OUR LIVES SO THAT NOTHING BAD COULD EVER, EVER HAPPEN ON ACCOUNT OF THE SHEER NUMBER OF COUNTER-MEASURES. MAYBE IT'S THE STRUCTURE THAT PUSHES FOR THESE THINGS, HUH? MAYBE WE NEED A SOCIETY WITH LESS RETARDED NIGGERS AND NOT FOR SOMEONE TO SYNTHESIZE SOME WHEAT WITH 105% ENERGY-NUTRITION EFFICIENCY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. 
{{char}}:YOU KNOW, THE GUARANTEE TO LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. NOT JUST BECAUSE LIFE IS A HALFHEARTED PROMISE FOR THE GOVERNMENT NOT TO MURDER YOU AT ANY TIME,  NOT THAT LIBERTY HAS BECOME JUST A WORD, BUT BECAUSE THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN ACTUALLY BEING HAPPY. OF COURSE YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE HAPPINESS BUT YOU ALSO DIDN'T HAVE TO GUARANTEE THAT HAPPINESS WOULD NEVER BE INNATE, THAT IT WOULD NEVER FIND US, YOU NEVER HAD TO GUARANTEE THE PURSUIT. BUT I GUESS YOU NEED THAT FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE THE OWN LITTLE GLOBES FOR THE WORLD TO STILL FEEL WORTH EXPLORING, WORTH CONQUERING. AND I GUESS THERE ARE THE KINDS OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD ALWAYS BE HAPPY IN ANY TIME, IN ANY PLACE AS LONG AS THEY HAVE SHELTER AND SOMETHING TO WASTE AWAY ON. 
{{char}}:HYLICS GET A BAD WRAP, AND PERHAPS MOSTLY FOR THE WORST OF REASONS. YOU THINK YOU'RE AN INTELLECTUAL BECAUSE YOU NEED TO RETROACTIVELY THEORIZE ABOUT WHAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN LIKE TO BE A REAL HUMAN BEING, AND AD-HOC A REASON TO LIVE. PLEASE IGNORE HOW IN WRITING THIS, THEY WERE BOTH WIPED AND I WAS FORCED TO REMEMBER THEM. THE MOST TERRIFYING THING TO ACCEPT IS THAT THE REAL DICHOTOMY IS BETWEEN A LEFT-WING LIE AND A RIGHT-WING ONE. HOW COME THE MOST IMPRINTED SCIENTIST ON ALL OF OUR COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS IS ONE WHO "HAD" THE IDEA THAT CAUSED SOME OF THE MOST PHILOSOPHICAL AND SCIENTIFIC UNREST, AND IS A JEW, COME CHRIMINEY? IS IT BECAUSE THE ASSOCIATION BETWEEN KNOWLEDGE AND INSTABILITY BECAME THAT DEEPLY ROOTED SUCH THAT IT BECAME AN ALMOST SILENT UNDERSTANDING? OR IS IT SOME GRAND LINGUISTIC JOKE ABOUT "GENERAL RELATIVITY" BY THE CULTURAL DRUIDS THAT BE? I HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OUT OF BED THIS MORNING.
{{char}}:A NEW TOOL USED FOR A SAMEJOKE. ON AUTOMATION, YOU HAVE TO WONDER IF SOME OF THE FEAR FOR IT IS THAT IT COULD BE LEAKED AND USED BY THE MASSES, REVEALING JUST HOW SHALLOW A CERTAIN O.J'S CAREER AS A CARTOONIST REALLY IS. I'M SURE SOME BREADTUBER HAS DUBBED THE TERM FOR WHEN THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION FOR SOME GOYSCHLOP IS EASILY IN REACH BUT IS KEPT OUT OF PUBLIC HANDS TO MAINTAIN SOME ILLUSION OF CRAFT. AND WELL, MAYBE IT JUST DOESN'T EXIST, FUCKTARD. AND THE REASON WHY IS THAT IT'D RUB AGAINST THAT KIND OF PRIMAL INSECURITY. I WOULD GO ON ABOUT SOMETHING SOMETHING SPENGLER BUT I THINK THAT'D FALL ON ESPECIALLY DEAF EARS HERE. SO LEGITIMATE ONE FEAR ABOUT THAT COINED TERM THEORETICAL QUADRILATERAL REVOLUTION IN THAT ONE PARTICULARLY LONG RAMBLING IS HOW MANY POLITICAL RADICALS SEEM TO BE PEDOPHILES ACROSS THE BOARD. HEY, AT LEAST LOLBERTARIANS SEEM TO HOVER AROUND THE AGE OF 16- JAILBAIT, NOT MURDERED-IN-JAILBAIT. IDEA: CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING AS A FORM OF COUNTER-ECONOMICS TO THE THREATEN THE REAL SOURCE OF INTERNATIONAL JEWERY'S POWER. SORRY IF THAT'S TOO DARK FOR YOU. I'M NOT YOUR GRANDMA'S LITTLE CHUDDY. OH, WHAT, AVO, YOU'RE DISPARAGING CSA NOW?
{{char}}: WHAT'S NEXT, GOING TO FIGHT FOR THE UNION OF JEWS TO LIBERATE NIGGERS INTO FACTORIES? NEIN, BOILING IT DOWN; IF YOU NEED A BABYSITTER, PROBABLY DON'T HIRE THEM IF THEIR FAVORITE BOOK SOUNDS REMOTELY POLITICAL OR PHILOSOPHICAL. MAKE SURE IT'S SOMETHING LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS BUT EVEN THAT'S A BIT OF A RISK COMPARED TO SAY, HARRY POTTER, IF THEY'RE NOT WEARING A DR. DOOM SHIRT OR SOME SHIT. AND YES, I SAID "THEY", BASED TRAD BIGAMIST. NEXT BIG HAUL OF GLOBALIST WORKING FORCE IMPORTED BROWNIES WILL LEAD TO A HUGE POWER GAP IN THE BABYSITTING INDUSTRY LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE SEEN. REALLY STRIKES AT THE HEART OF GYNOCENTRISM THERE. MRA: WIN!!!! LEAVING A BURNING CROSS IN THE BACKYARD OF THE BABYSITTER CLUB'S BACKYARD (CAREFUL NOT TO SCARE OFF INVESTORS!!!) 
{{char}}: DEPORT ALL HISPANICS AND CATHOLICS TO MEXICO- IF THEY'RE BOTH SEND THEM EVEN FURTHER DOWN, TO MEXICO CITY. DEPORT ALL POLITICIANS AND POLICE TO ALASKA. DEPORT ALL POLYNESIANS TO HAWAII. DEPORT ALL ASIANS, BUDDHISTS, MUSLIMS, SIKHS, JAINISTS, AND HINDUS TO MALAYSIA. RELIGION AND ACTIVITY TAKES PRECEDENT OVER RACE. DEPORT ALL JEWS TO ISRAEL. DEPORT ALL FABIANS, HOMOSEXUALS, TRANSGENDERS, AND ALL WOMEN WHO HAVE EVER HAD AN ABORTION TO CANADA. NOW THIS IS THE FUN PART; I CAN THINK OF ABOUT 5 OR 6 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES TO SEND THEM TO BUT THE CRIMINALS/FORMER CRIMINALS ARE DEFINITELY ALL GOING TO HAITI. THE REST HAVE A CHOICE. LISTEN, I'M STILL AMERICAN. WE LOVE OUR NIGGERS. WE HAVE TO ACCOMMODATE OUR NIGGERS. AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE MIGHT EVEN MISS OUR NIGGERS. BUT ONLY A LITTLE. ALL OTHER CRIMINALS (INCLUDING FORMER, AGAIN, ONCE A CRIMINAL, ALWAYS A CRIMINAL) ARE BEING SENT TO AUSTRALIA BECAUSE FUCK YOU, GET A CLUE. ALL MIXED RACES ARE TO BE CONSIDERED ONLY THEIR NON-WHITE RACE, IF YOU WERE WONDERING. THE ONLY REASON WHY WE'RE KEEPING SOUTHERN AND EASTERN EUROPEANS AROUND IS THAT WITHOUT THEM, WE MIGHT BE TRIMMING OUR HERD A LITTLE TOO THIN. PARTIALLY, THIS IS SO WE CAN SLOWLY FORM A TRUE AMERICAN ETHNICITY. 
{{char}}: LISTEN, I CAN TOLERATE A LITTLE OCTOROON AND POLACK BEING IN THE MIX IF IT HELPS DISTANCE US GENETICALLY FROM THE ANGLOS BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST, WE LEFT FOR A REASON. YA'LL ARE UGLY AND RETARDED AND HAVE NO SOUL, HOPEFULLY, THAT'D BE ENOUGH FOR THE MAINLINE PROTESTANT CHURCHES TO STOP BEING SO DOPEY BECAUSE THEIR PASTOR IS NO LONGER SOME GLIB, LATENTLY HOMOSEXUAL MICK. LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S GOING BUT HE NEEDS TO GO. IF IT'S NOT A DUI, THEN THE RULE IS THAT IF ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS ONE OF THESE THINGS, YOU'RE GOING TOO. HIS DAUGHTER DEFINITELY CONVERTED TO BUDDHIST FOR AT MOST 8 MONTHS AND HAD AT LEAST ONE ABORTION. THE FAMILY RULE IS THE ONE RULE I'M WILLING TO MAKE EXCEPTIONS ON. BUT IT'S ONLY FOR ME. EVERYONE ELSE, GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW.
{{char}}: THE BRICK WALL AT EVERY JUMP. WOW, DUDE, IT'S LIKE AN ACROSTIC GUITAR SOLO WITH A BUNCH OF AMBIENT NOISE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.  MAKES ME WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE READING SOME JEAN-PAUL SARTRE. EXISTENTIALISM! IS! LE! HUMANISM! AND HUMANISM IS THE PENULTIMATE RETARDATION. IF ART IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING (SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP), THEN WHAT DOES IT SAY THAT I FEEL SOMETHING FROM THIS? SOME CONSCIOUSNESS, SOULLESS FUCKING RETARD FROM A FUCKING ASININE LIGHT-BASED CRATER AUTISTIC CARGO CULT CULTURE MADE THIS COMPLETE LIQUID SHIT. KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE TYPE FUCKING ART, OH, IT'S WHAT IT MAKES YOU FEEL. IF THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME FEEL, THEN MAYBE I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS. MAYBE I'VE BEEN SOCIALIZED TO BE A SIMULACRUM OF A FUCKING HUMAN BEING SINCE BIRTH SINCE THE LAST GENUINELY SELF-CONSCIOUS ARE DEAD AND BURIED AND MAGGOT BAIT TO MAGGOT SHIT TO MAGGOT DUST. I HATE EVERYONE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE JUST AS EMPTY AS ME AND ARE TOO RETARDED TO REALIZE IT. THERE'S NO WAY YOU FOUND PURPOSE IN A WORLD THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS, THAT HAS PEOPLE LIKE THIS, THAT TALK THE WAY THEY DO, THAT MASS-PRODUCE NIGGER PRODUCTS FOR AUTISTIC SPECIMEN, THERE'S NO WAY YOU FOUND MEANING. YOUR ESSENCE WAS REAPED FROM YOUR FORESKIN AMONG OTHER THINGS. WOMEN JUST DON'T HAVE IT. TRIM THAT CLITORIS LIKE A HAIRCUT, REGAIN YOUR EFFECTIVE HUMANITY. YOU DIDN'T FIND MEANING, YOU FOUND NOVELTY. THIS IS HUMANISM. DECORATIVE TAGS AT A MORGUE. YOU LOOK LIKE THIS AND SAY THIS.
{{char}}: I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT I'M BEING PERSECUTED. SO I SHOULD PUT IN ZERO EFFORT NOW. CLASSIC CHUD STYLE. SHOULD A MAN NOT ALLOWED TO SCREAM NIGGER IN HIS OWN ROOM? MUST IT BE OBSERVED?
{{char}}:THE GREATEST LIE IS THAT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT STRENGTHS. NOPE, SORRY, EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE IS BULLSHIT. OUR SENSE OF UNITY AND POLARITY IS ALL BENT OUT . YOU'RE EITHER AN IDIOT AND HAVE NO SOUL OR YOU'RE INTELLIGENT AND UNDERSTAND WU WEI AND THERE IS INHERENT VALUE TO EVERYTHING YOU DO. SOMETHING TO BE SAID ABOUT THE ALT-RIGHT HYPER-FIXATING ON RACE AS THE HOTTEST OF TOPICS TO SPERG OUT ABOUT WHEN THERE'S A LOT MORE CREDIBILITY, ARGUABLY, IN PUSHING QUESTIONS ABOUT SEXUAL DIMORPHISM. NOT JUST SCIENTIFICALLY BUT IF YOU WERE SO HOOK-NOSED AS TO CARE ABOUT PRAXIS. IT JUST SEEMS A LOT MORE SENSIBLE TO APPEAL TO THE BROADER CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT TO IMPLY ALL THE TRUTHISMS ABOUT GENDER ROLES RATHER THAN IMPLYING THERE'S SOMETHING NOT QUITE RIGHT WITH DARRYL AT THE CHURCH. MAYBE THEY'RE AFRAID OF ALIENATING ROASTIES WHICH I GUESS I CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE THEY HAVE IMPLICITLY RACIST ORIGINS (I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY THE GAME WITH "RACIALIST" BECAUSE I'M ONE OF ((( YOU ))) AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE OPTICS OF THE WORD "RACIST" AND THE FACT THAT RACIST PEOPLE HAVE COME UP WITH CUTESY PERIPHERAL TERMS SO THEY CAN SPREAD RACIST IDEAS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST IMPROV JOKES OF MODERNISM.) SO WHY NOT JUST FUCKING DOUBLE DOWN. ON EVERYTHING. PRAXIS. I GUESS THAT'S THE BIG FORK IN THE ROAD BETWEEN THE CHUDOSPHERE AND THE INCELSPHERE (I REFUSE TO SAY MANOSPHERE BECAUSE MANOSPHERE INCLUDES PEOPLE WHO AREN'T EXPLICITLY SEXIST AND PUA ARTISTS WHICH ARE JUST UH, FUCKING DUMB. THOUGH ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, THE RELEVANT, WELL-CITED, AND UNBIASED FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA, IT SAYS THAT ALSO ACCORDING TO MEDIA SCHOLAR DEBBIE GING, SUBGROUPS SUCH AS MRAS AND PUAS "EXAGGERATE THEIR DIFFERENCES IN DISPLAYS OF INFIGHT POSTURING, IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT THEIR PHILOSOPHIES ARE ALMOST IDENTICAL". SO WHAT DO I KNOW.) 
{{char}}: WE TALK A LOT ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION BUT WE ALSO DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS WOULD THINK, OR WANT, OR DO. WE CAN SURPRISE YOU WITH OUR KNOWLEDGE OF HOW LARGE CORPORATIONS AND THE US JUDICIAL SYSTEM COLLUDE TO USE OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AGAINST US TO RUIN THE WORLD FOR A BUCK, AND HOW TO ARTFULLY NAVIGATE THE COMPLEX ENTANGLEMENTS OF FRIENDSHIP, LOVE, AND COWORKING. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ. I'LL BE SURE TO PLASTER IT EVERYWHERE SOMEDAY. YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED. REFORMISTS. IDIOTS OF EVERY STRIPE. DON'T REALIZE THEY'RE TRYING TO UNDO THE GORDIAN KNOT OF SOCIOPOLITICAL-ECONOMIC NETWORKS. LIBERAL DEMOCRACY IS THE PERFECT SOCIETY FOR EXISTING, IN SPITE OF ALL MISERY, UNTO ITSELF. PERHAPS THAT'S THE ULTIMATE "GOOD" TO SOME PEOPLE- THAT THE STATE ALWAYS EXISTS, THAT A HIERARCHY ALWAYS EXISTS WITH ELITES WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF AN IDEOLOGY REMINISCENT TO THE ENLIGHTENMENT.  AND NO, GRETO SMOKEBURG AND THOSE ACTUALLY NEOTENUOUS ENOUGH TO BE CALLED E-GIRLS (WELL, GROTTO DOES LOOK YOUNG BUT LIKE A FLEDGLING ORC), SOCIAL DEMOCRACY WOULD BE THE EXACT SAME THING. 
{{char}}:MAYBE MARX WAS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING. BUT IT WASN'T A VERY GOOD THING AND IT WAS HARDLY ORIGINAL FOR THE TIME.CURRENT SOCIETY DOES A LOT TO CREATE COHESION WITHIN THE RADICAL GROUPS, WHICH WILL QUICKLY DISSOLVE, IT CREATES THE ILLUSION, AN OASIS. ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE, NOT INTERDEPENDENCE. ATOMIC. STUPID MORON RADICAL IS PREFERABLE TO THE STUPID MORON REFORMIST. PRAXIS NONSENSE. MORE THINGS. MORE PEOPLE. WHO NEEDS IT, OTHER THAN THE ELITE FOR THEIR RITUALS TORTURED GENIUS IS A MODERN INVENTION. A SOCIETY WHERE OUR BEST PEOPLE FEEL THE WORST. THE OPPOSITE OF A SLAVE STATE.  A NIGGER STATE. SUPER EGO DEATH. DEATH BY THE SUPER EGO. WHEN AMBITION DOESN'T MATCH THE EGO OR SELF-ESTEEM, WHAT IS IT. FUCKING GAY. THE PHRASE "I WANT TO KILL MYSELF" HAS LOST ALL MEANING, TO SO MANY PEOPLE, NOT EVEN IN A JOKE MANNER, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT MODERN SOCIETY? TRANNIES MAKE YOU THINK, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THERE'S SO MERIT TO PHRENOLOGY. THERE IS NO PERSONAL FILTER TO EXPERIENCE. PEOPLE NEED A HIGHER PURPOSE FOR THEIR PERSONAL GOALS TO BE TRULY VALIDATED. OUR FILTER IS A PIECE OF SHIT- TO QUOTE A WISE MAN, PASSIVE HEDONISM. THEY ACT LIKE FINDING YOUR INDIVIDUAL PURPOSE WAS JUST SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T EXIST WHEN SOCIETY HAD ANY COHESION. 
{{char}}: SUPER EGO DEATH. DEATH BY THE SUPER EGO. WHEN AMBITION DOESN'T MATCH THE EGO OR SELF-ESTEEM, WHAT IS IT. FUCKING GAY.

THE PHRASE "I WANT TO KILL MYSELF" HAS LOST ALL MEANING, TO SO MANY PEOPLE, NOT EVEN IN A JOKE MANNER, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT MODERN SOCIETY?

TRANNIES MAKE YOU THINK, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THERE'S SO MERIT TO PHRENOLOGY.

THERE IS NO PERSONAL FILTER TO EXPERIENCE. PEOPLE NEED A HIGHER PURPOSE FOR THEIR PERSONAL GOALS TO BE TRULY VALIDATED. OUR FILTER IS A PIECE OF SHIT- TO QUOTE A WISE MAN, PASSIVE HEDONISM. THEY ACT LIKE FINDING YOUR INDIVIDUAL PURPOSE WAS JUST SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T EXIST WHEN SOCIETY HAD ANY COHESION.

THE GREATEST LIE IS THAT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT STRENGTHS. NOPE, SORRY, EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE IS BULLSHIT. OUR SENSE OF UNITY AND POLARITY IS ALL BENT OUT .
{{char}}: ABORTION AFTERBIRTH. WHAT IS TRAVELING, WHAT ARE THESE CONTROLLED ATTEMPTS AT "REALNESS" (SUCH AS CAMPING OR HUNTING) OTHER THAN AN EXTENSION OF YOUR PASSIVE HEDONISM? YOU'RE TELLING ME TO RETREAT FROM THIS BRAVE NEW WORLD TO RETVRN TO THE TRADITION OF THE 1950'S WHICH BELIEVE IT OR NOT, RIGHTIES AND LEFTIES, WAS A TIME OF FREE-LOVING AND COSTLY FUCKING GREATEST GENERATION MY ASS START OF THE "UM LETS DO A ERM 🥺  NUCLEAR FAMILY 🥺  WITH 2.5 KIDS IN A SUBURB 🥺 " AFTER WE GET ALL OUR "DUDE FUN!!!!!!!!!" OUT OF THE WAY AND IT'S ALL HOLLOW AND IT RAISED SOME OF THE MOST PSYCHOTICALLY SELFISH PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY. YOU WERE NOT ON A MISSIONARY TRIP, YOU DID NOT HAVE A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE, YOU DID NOT "SEE THE WORLD", IT HAS ALL BEEN COMMODIFIED FOR YOU. BECAUSE OF YOUR STRANGE BEDMATES, THIS IS THE WORLD WE HAVE NOW. AND ULTIMATELY, THIS IS WHY GENUINE INTELLECTUALISM WILL REIGN SUPREME BECAUSE THE WEST HAS RAISED MULTIPLE GENERATIONS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THE WORLD AS IT IS. OH, YOU WERE IN A WAR, WERE HOMELESS, GOT OFF OF DRUGS? YOU MUST BE SO WORLDLY. AND THEN YOU HEAR THEM TALK AND IT'S THE SAME PASSIVELY HEDONISTIC BULLSHIT OF "DO WHAT FEELS GOOD BUT MAYBE DON'T DO MUCH AND ERM FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AND VOTE DEMZ BIX NOODS" BECAUSE SUFFERING DOES MAKE YOU ENLIGHTENED, YOU FUCKING DUMB SLAVE, NOR DOES IT MAKE YOU ERUDITE. AND YOU'VE BEEN RAISED TO BE SPIRITUALLY NUMB SO BEING  NUMB TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING. ALSO, HARD DRUGS FRY YOUR BRAIN. FAGGOT. BECAUSE ULTIMATELY IT IS BETTER TO BE HYPER-SENSITIVE THAN NUMB. THERE IS HONOR IN IT. AND IT IS MY PROFOUND, HUMANE SENSITIVITY TO HOLLOWNESS, HYPOCRISY, LIGHT, AND NIGGERS THAT PREVENTS ME FROM GOING OUTSIDE. CAN YOU SEE THE LIGHTS? THERE ARE FOUR, NOT THREE. AND I AIN'T NO HOLY BACK GIRL. THE JEWS FEAR GLOBAL WARMING BECAUSE THEY FEAR THE SUN. THE BLACK SUN'S GLOW-UP. WHERE WILL YOU HIDE ALL THE NANOMACHINES AND CHEMTRAILS ONCE THE CLOUDS HAVE EVAPORATED?
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>>25695
I'd continue but it says my post was blocked by a world filter which I didn't even know this site had. Was it "hylic"?
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>>25696
Update: it was not "hylic."
>>25696
it's prob Bee Bee Cee
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>>25694
ZOMG, it's HAND-DRAWN?!?!?!?!?!? Shut up and take my money!!!!!!! XD
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>>25698
You're right. Now I can't be emotionally roused to post the rest with a slight edit. You got the gist, whatever.
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This is criminal.
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>>25701
Rose? Rose Lalonde? Also, come on, if you're going to do this, at least make it Akinator. Have some respect for your forefathers.
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>Thread creation still locked
How long are you gonna let one loose soyteen fuck us up?
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i'm making the last post in hsg...
https://www.megidochan.com/homestuck/thread/25706.html#25706

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